How To Steal A Picasso (Comedy published by Theatrical Rights Worldwide)

FINALIST AT THE EUGENE O'NEILL - PUBLISHED BY TRW (Theatrical Rights Worldwide)

"Amid all the crazy plot turns, Downs finds opportunities to make valid statements about our perceptions of art, delusional self-styled "artists" and how art has lost any meaning beyond its value as a commodity." - Kansas City Star.


"How to Steal a Picasso has the...
FINALIST AT THE EUGENE O'NEILL - PUBLISHED BY TRW (Theatrical Rights Worldwide)

"Amid all the crazy plot turns, Downs finds opportunities to make valid statements about our perceptions of art, delusional self-styled "artists" and how art has lost any meaning beyond its value as a commodity." - Kansas City Star.


"How to Steal a Picasso has the audience chuckling by the end of the
first several speeches. It maintains its humor in what the author calls
"farcical reality" all the way through the fast two-act show that is still
able to make its serious points." Broadway World

"A farce with an edge!" – The Kansas City Star

"Amid all the crazy plot turns, Downs finds opportunities to make valid
statements about our perceptions of art, delusional self-styled "artists."
and how art has lost any meaning beyond its value as a commodity." –
The Kansas City Star

Otto Smith's dreams have come true. After a lifetime of struggles as an unknown painter and decades as a tour guide at the Detroit Institute for the Arts, he's won a major art award. But things quickly go wrong when a fifty-million-dollar Picasso is stolen from the museum on the same day that his long-lost son, an alleged art forger, shows up in the Motor City. Soon Otto's family is the chief suspect. This dark comedy looks at what is real and what is counterfeit in this pixilated world where we too often think of artists as employees and art as a mere commodity. How To Steal A Picasso received standing ovations, and its run was extended at the Unicorn Theatre/
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How To Steal A Picasso (Comedy published by Theatrical Rights Worldwide)

Recommended by

  • Lojo Simon:
    6 Jun. 2018
    I laughed from start to finish reading this crazy dysfunctional family story about art and originality. I highly recommend it for professional, community and college theatres.
  • Eugene O'Neill Theater Center:
    12 May. 2017
    It is the Eugene O'Neill Theater Center's pleasure to recommend William Missouri Downs and their play How to Steal a Picasso as a finalist for our 2015 National Playwrights Conference. The play rose through a competitive, anonymous, multileveled selection process that took nearly nine months to execute. As one finalist out of hundreds of submissions, the strength of this play’s writing has allowed this work to prosper in such a competitive selection process.

Character Information

  • OTTO SMITH
    50isy,
    Any
    ,
    Cisgender Male
    A vehement artist who hit his peak three decades ago
  • MR. WALKER
    30-40ish,
    White
    ,
    Cisgender Male
    The Chief Operating Officer of the Detroit Institute of Arts and a psychopath light
  • JOHNNY SMITH
    20ish,
    Any (but probably white)
    ,
    Cisgender Male
    He gave up art to become a lawyer and regrets it. He has secrets.
  • CASEY SMITH
    20ish,
    Cisgender Female
    A rough/tough, street-wise, tattooed artist whose hero is Banksy
  • BELLE SMITH
    50ish,
    Cisgender Female
    A faded Donna Reed on Ritalin, Prozac and Crestor

Development History

Production History

  • Professional
    ,
    Unicorn Theatre, Kansas City, MO
    ,
    2016
  • Professional
    ,
    Daehakro Arts Theatre - Seoul South Korea
    ,
    2016

Awards

Finalist
,
Eugene O'Neill
,
Eugene O'Neill
,
2015