The Sadomasochistic Christmas

Mrs. Claus uses unconventional methods to teach naughty children how to behave. However, one naughty person seems to really enjoy their punishment a bit too much.
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The Sadomasochistic Christmas

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  • Bryan Stubbles:
    1 Sep. 2018
    O mein Gott in Himmel! Absolutely funny and revolting at the same time. Only a schlock maestro such as Guyton can deliver blows this hard. Truly an amazing piece of theatre. I look forward to the day when we finally throw The Great Gatsby out of the curriculum and replace it with this. Awesome dialogue. A couple gems: "Then, I reach down... and remove his North Pole from his red pajamas." and "I’m Mrs. Claus, bitch. I can do whatever I want on Christmas. I own this holiday." Yuletide perversity extraordinaire right here. Love it.