Byron Nilsson

Byron Nilsson

BYRON NILSSON’s superbly blue comedy Mr. Sensitivity was featured at the NY Fringe Festival and Drivers was seen at Ensemble Studio Theatre. His musicals (he’s the librettist) also include Pirate Pip, commissioned and performed by the Lake George Opera, and iFind You @ Last, (Mohonk Mountain House). He recently collaborated with the Albany, NY-area ensemble Musicians of Ma’alwyck by writing and appearing in...
BYRON NILSSON’s superbly blue comedy Mr. Sensitivity was featured at the NY Fringe Festival and Drivers was seen at Ensemble Studio Theatre. His musicals (he’s the librettist) also include Pirate Pip, commissioned and performed by the Lake George Opera, and iFind You @ Last, (Mohonk Mountain House). He recently collaborated with the Albany, NY-area ensemble Musicians of Ma’alwyck by writing and appearing in Suite of Love, a poetic meditation on the subject with music, and he wrote for them a murder-mystery event titled Murder in C Major. He also performed in the ensemble’s production of his cantata Buxtehude’s Daughter, written with composer Tom Savoy. As an actor, he worked for over ten years with the NYS Theatre Institute, creating several new roles along the way. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild, Actors Equity, and SAG-AFTRA. He was the food critic for Albany’s Metroland magazine for many years, also covering music and theater, and now writes about the same subjects for The Alt. He and his wife live on a farm in New York’s Montgomery County, where they raise chickens and bees and fabulous San Marzano tomatoes. You can see his magazine work at banilsson.blogspot.com.

Plays

  • Clarissa's Revenge
    Inspired by Samuel Richardson's novel "Clarissa," four women and a housekeeper join author Richardson in acting out his latest epistolary novel, but the oppressive tone of the bodice-ripper plot proves so offensive to one of the participants that she leads the others in hijacking the story and giving it a more woman-friendly finish.
  • Girl with a Camera
    You couldn’t miss Ivy Wilmot’s photographs during the late 1970s. Beginning with candids she shot for Harper’s Bazaar, she was celebrated for her celebrity features and covers that also appeared in Interview, W, Rolling Stone, and many others.

    “Girl with a Camera” is Ivy’s autobiography, told during a gallery opening in Connecticut featuring a few dozen of her photos. She has chosen eight of...
    You couldn’t miss Ivy Wilmot’s photographs during the late 1970s. Beginning with candids she shot for Harper’s Bazaar, she was celebrated for her celebrity features and covers that also appeared in Interview, W, Rolling Stone, and many others.

    “Girl with a Camera” is Ivy’s autobiography, told during a gallery opening in Connecticut featuring a few dozen of her photos. She has chosen eight of those pictures around which to frame her story, beginning with a crime-scene photo she was lucky enough to capture while on a high-school trip, and which made the cover of the Daily News.

    Ivy’s fractious relationship with Jeanne Morris, the teacher-chaperone on that trip, continues well past high school and involves elements of betrayal, but it’s Jeanne’s gallery in which the show takes place.

    Ambition and betrayal also mark Ivy’s relationship with movie star Marc French. Their marriage is the result of a photo assignment from Harper’s Bazaar, and her most famous shot of him, in which he’s tearing a pillow with his teeth, is photo number two. His violent side is reflected in a later photo, the career-ending self portrait Ivy takes showing the result of his battering on her naked body. Such is the outcry from his fans – this is in 1985 – that her freelance assignments dry up and she takes a job with a book publisher, where she’s asked to work on titles about other photographers.

    We meet her father, Julius, an optical engineer working a secret government job that also brings Ivy into contact with Lester, the FBI agent assigned to assure the company of Julius’s probity. But there’s a skeleton in the closet, of course, and Lester is torn between pressuring Ivy into betraying her dad and declaring his own love for her.

    Harper’s Bazaar photo editor Nancy Rosetti is another decisive influence in Ivy’s life. She recognizes Ivy’s creativity and encourages her, even as Nancy’s own career is compromised by the changing nature of the business and her own excessive drinking. The world of photography goes digital; Ivy has to struggle not to feel left behind.

    Unfolding throughout the play is the story of Ivy’s older brother, David, killed in Vietnam in a helicopter accident, his death exacerbating the rift between father and daughter. It’s only as Ivy reaches her 50s – she’s 58 as she narrates her story – that she finds a pathway towards peace. Photo number eight is portrait of Lester in the garden they share. But the play ends, as it begins, with the young Ivy working alongside her father in their darkroom, learning the art of her craft.
  • Oil Boy
    An overworked CIA bungles the removal of a Middle-Eastern prince to a safe house in Virginia and all hell breaks loose, including violent (offstage) demonstrations at various embassies and a battle for control between the CIA operatives and a representative of the White House Chief of Staff. Total fantasy, of course, including the small, apocalyptic finish.
  • Humoresque
    It’s a comedy about love in the middle ages – the middle 40s, that is. Lynn is a soon-to-be-divorced mother of two who meets Vince in her lawyer’s office. He’s a charming, somewhat too-outspoken man who is himself recently divorced from a fashion model named Holly and is trying to get his lawyer to prevent her from giving him any more money, even as Holly schemes to get him back. Add to all this Lynn’s mother,...
    It’s a comedy about love in the middle ages – the middle 40s, that is. Lynn is a soon-to-be-divorced mother of two who meets Vince in her lawyer’s office. He’s a charming, somewhat too-outspoken man who is himself recently divorced from a fashion model named Holly and is trying to get his lawyer to prevent her from giving him any more money, even as Holly schemes to get him back. Add to all this Lynn’s mother, Ellie, a font of bad advice, and Lynn’s estranged husband, Bob, and what’s supposed to be a romantic dinner for two in the second act turns into a five-way chaos. But it’s a journey with plenty of laughs, a few insights into the hell of dating, and even a sentimental twist or two.
  • Mr. Sensitivity
    Grady Lawrence, a sexually repressed magazine editor, has hired porn star Barry Woodman as a birthday surprise for his wife, Tiffany. As they await her return from work, Barry unsuccessfully tries to talk him out of it – so her arrival sends Barry scurrying to hide in the bedroom as Grady tries to prepare her for the proposed encounter. Turns out she’s in a horrible mood (traffic ticket, phone fight with her...
    Grady Lawrence, a sexually repressed magazine editor, has hired porn star Barry Woodman as a birthday surprise for his wife, Tiffany. As they await her return from work, Barry unsuccessfully tries to talk him out of it – so her arrival sends Barry scurrying to hide in the bedroom as Grady tries to prepare her for the proposed encounter. Turns out she’s in a horrible mood (traffic ticket, phone fight with her mother), but when Barry emerges. Tiffany shocks her husband by recognizing the actor from his movies. Worse, she decides to go through with it. Only after they’ve retreated to the bedroom does Grady regret his plan, but his angry musings are interrupted by the entrance of Kim, Barry’s fiancée, who works herself into a jealous frenzy, just in time to greet the returning Tiffany. The women find a bond in their shared sense of mistreatment by their men. What follows is a tea party that the now-stoned Tiffany proposes, which leads to a sequence of insightful surprises.
  • Goddess from the Machine
    Dean lost his fortune in the recent economic collapse. Linda, his banker, takes him in as a lodger. After a former boss ropes him into a hopeless multi-level marketing scheme and he discovers that Linda is not only married but also dealing in stolen antiques, he turns to the spirit of Barbara Stanwyck to save him. Which she does.
  • Exiles
    Elise, an American woman in her 40s, is staying at a resort hotel in Cannes, where she meets the charming businessman Gerry, also in his 40s, in a whirlwind romance that leads them to impulsively spend a night together. The following morning, as an oddball waiter named Pierre or Pietro is tending to their breakfast, it emerges that Gerry is actually pursuing Elise in order to collect a debt – the many thousands...
    Elise, an American woman in her 40s, is staying at a resort hotel in Cannes, where she meets the charming businessman Gerry, also in his 40s, in a whirlwind romance that leads them to impulsively spend a night together. The following morning, as an oddball waiter named Pierre or Pietro is tending to their breakfast, it emerges that Gerry is actually pursuing Elise in order to collect a debt – the many thousands of dollars she’s run up on a credit card. She is understandably reluctant to believe his continued declarations of love.

    Their waiter, it turns out, is an American actor, also exiled to the Riviera. He appeared in a Martin Scorcese movie on which Gerry had worked as a producer, and believes that Gerry and Elise both are in Cannes for Scorcese’s remake of “To Catch a Thief.” In fact, Marty is staying in the very same hotel and Peter flies off to set up a meeting.

    A doubtful Gerry reveals that he, too, has stolen money – only his is a much larger sum he skimmed from the collections he’s been making. The couple leaves for Andorra (where there’s no extradition), just missing Peter’s triumphant return.