Ruth Apolonia Zamoyta

Ruth Apolonia Zamoyta

Ruth Zamoyta was nominated for the 2021 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize for her play The Incels. She is a resident playwright at NJ Play Lab, was NJ State Council on the Arts playwriting fellow 2018-21, and was semifinalist twice for the Bay Area Playwrights Festival. Her plays have had productions and readings at Urban Stages (off-Broadway), New York Madness, The Anthropologists, Kraine Theatre, The Secret Theatre...
Ruth Zamoyta was nominated for the 2021 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize for her play The Incels. She is a resident playwright at NJ Play Lab, was NJ State Council on the Arts playwriting fellow 2018-21, and was semifinalist twice for the Bay Area Playwrights Festival. Her plays have had productions and readings at Urban Stages (off-Broadway), New York Madness, The Anthropologists, Kraine Theatre, The Secret Theatre, Luna Stage Co., Mile Square Theatre, Hudson Theatreworks, and Dreamcatcher Rep. She is a published poet and novelist. Ruth holds an MS in strategic communications from Columbia University, an MA in English from New York University, and a BA summa cum laude from St. John’s University. She is a member of Honor Roll! (an advocacy group of women+ playwrights over 40), The Dramatists Guild, and the International Centre for Women Playwrights. woodthrush@gmail.com

Plays

  • The Incels
    Nominated for the 2021 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize. Tom and Derrick are “incels:” lonely, angry, desperate, “involuntarily celibate” men stuck in Internet echo chambers and creeping towards the edge of violence. They stumble upon a self-help channel, “Voice of Hope,” where Pat, a MGTOW (“man going his own way”), teaches men how to be happy in a life without women. It seems like the perfect answer, but the more...
    Nominated for the 2021 Susan Smith Blackburn Prize. Tom and Derrick are “incels:” lonely, angry, desperate, “involuntarily celibate” men stuck in Internet echo chambers and creeping towards the edge of violence. They stumble upon a self-help channel, “Voice of Hope,” where Pat, a MGTOW (“man going his own way”), teaches men how to be happy in a life without women. It seems like the perfect answer, but the more Tom and Derrick tune in, the more aggravated they become: Pat’s detached philosophy lessons just aren’t working. The culminating scenes are an explosion of rage, despair, and frantic attempts to help, as Tom loads his Glock and Derrick sits alone on his basement floor, aiming a Remington at his head. At this desperate hour, will the three men be able to truly connect before crossing the line into violence?
  • The Fencers
    2019 Semi-finalist - Bay Area Playwrights Festival. Maddie is broke and unemployed, with a chronically ill kid who needs surgery. She has one thing going for her: she’s an extraordinary fencer, and she just turned 50, so she can try out for the Veterans’ World Championships. When Maddie makes the controversial decision to give custody of her son to his deadbeat dad so she can train, she is knocked out of the...
    2019 Semi-finalist - Bay Area Playwrights Festival. Maddie is broke and unemployed, with a chronically ill kid who needs surgery. She has one thing going for her: she’s an extraordinary fencer, and she just turned 50, so she can try out for the Veterans’ World Championships. When Maddie makes the controversial decision to give custody of her son to his deadbeat dad so she can train, she is knocked out of the qualifiers by Donna, a transgender woman. “It's not fair!” other fencers argue, but Maddie says, “Maybe we just need to pick up our game.” Donna, realizing Maddie’s extraordinary skill, bribes another woman to quit the team, so Maddie can take her place. Bold in their defiance of expectations, resolute in their struggle against injustice, and mentally programmed to win, Donna and Maddie become compatriots and confidants in fencing and in life. They help each other navigate discrimination, motherhood, and the mistakes they made in the past, and carry Team U.S.A. to victory.
  • The Caregivers
    Winner - 2018 NJ State Council on the Arts Artist Fellowship; 2018 semi-finalist Bay Area Play Festival. The Caregivers follows four days in the life of two caregivers: Frances, a frazzled single mom who is caring for her dying mother, Marjorie; and Anna, Marjorie’s religious 24/7 aide who left her children in Trinidad to make money in the States. Tired of watching her mother suffer pointlessly, Frances decides...
    Winner - 2018 NJ State Council on the Arts Artist Fellowship; 2018 semi-finalist Bay Area Play Festival. The Caregivers follows four days in the life of two caregivers: Frances, a frazzled single mom who is caring for her dying mother, Marjorie; and Anna, Marjorie’s religious 24/7 aide who left her children in Trinidad to make money in the States. Tired of watching her mother suffer pointlessly, Frances decides to withhold food and water. Anna doesn’t like that idea and defies her employer, making the situation erupt. Can the two women come to terms and decide what is right for Marjorie?
  • The Mischief Maker
    FULL-LENGTH - SUITABLE FOR ZOOM Set in exurban Virginia in the 80s, "The Mischief Maker" follows Jo, a 15-year-old Catholic school girl, who rebels against her hyper-religious mother Jane by making mischief at school and at work—and by flirting with 20-year-old Tim, who manages the local stereo shop. Jane’s attempts at controlling her daughter always fail, until she reveals to Jo she had been abused...
    FULL-LENGTH - SUITABLE FOR ZOOM Set in exurban Virginia in the 80s, "The Mischief Maker" follows Jo, a 15-year-old Catholic school girl, who rebels against her hyper-religious mother Jane by making mischief at school and at work—and by flirting with 20-year-old Tim, who manages the local stereo shop. Jane’s attempts at controlling her daughter always fail, until she reveals to Jo she had been abused by her uncle as a child and doesn’t want the same thing to happen to her daughter. Painfully, Jo agrees to break up with Tim. But when Jane punishes her for sneaking beers to drink at an amusement park with her girlfriend, Jo lashes back by seducing Tim on an old mattress in the woods. With no recourse, Jane shows up with a car jack and ends the spiral of defiance once and for all. "The Mischief Maker" explores a mother and daughter caught in a cycle of violence, anger, and manipulation—and the failed attempts to break through it with compassion.
  • The Suspects: A Sustainability Murder-Mystery
    At a Green Party campaign meeting, Don, the mayoral candidate, is found dead. The campaigners run for the door to get the police, but discover there has been a climate catastrophe and they are trapped by six feet of snow. Clark, the town traffic cop, takes it upon himself to lead the murder investigation. In questioning each suspect, he reveals they aren't as "green" as they seem, and they all...
    At a Green Party campaign meeting, Don, the mayoral candidate, is found dead. The campaigners run for the door to get the police, but discover there has been a climate catastrophe and they are trapped by six feet of snow. Clark, the town traffic cop, takes it upon himself to lead the murder investigation. In questioning each suspect, he reveals they aren't as "green" as they seem, and they all had reasons to hate Don...and each other. This mad-cap climate-change farce keeps the audience guessing, until the final surprise.
  • The Widow
    FREE READING Monday March 6th at 7pm at Urban Stages, NYC. Deets: urbanstages.org. Cece, a childless widow, finds memories and words slipping away, one by one. With limited funds and no safety net, she goes online to find a husband while she still has looks and wits. When the men she finds turn vile and abusive, she uses her chemistry skills to dispatch of them, one by one. Inspired by the true story of serial-...
    FREE READING Monday March 6th at 7pm at Urban Stages, NYC. Deets: urbanstages.org. Cece, a childless widow, finds memories and words slipping away, one by one. With limited funds and no safety net, she goes online to find a husband while she still has looks and wits. When the men she finds turn vile and abusive, she uses her chemistry skills to dispatch of them, one by one. Inspired by the true story of serial-killer Isao Kakehi (the "Black Widow" of Japan), THE WIDOW explores a woman's desperate attempts to avoid aging alone.
  • The Amy Coney Barrett Babies
    POLITICAL SATIRE - Ten futuristic stories about women who are forced to be pregnant, yet are determined to carry on with their dreams, their goals, their lives. This is possible because they merely have to drop the pup and it over to the Amy Coney Barrett Safe Haven after birth. Then everything is back to normal! Yay! Easy peasy!
  • The Heiress and the Dancer
    IN DEVELOPMENT. Dorothea is a wealthy, blind divorcee in her 70s who has been living in isolation for decades. When a friend convinces her to underwrite a new dance troupe, she encounters Theo, a spirited young dancer. Theo befriends Thea and uses her mansion for elaborate performances and decadent parties. Dorothea is happier than ever--she feels young again and full of joy. Then she gifts Theo the carriage...
    IN DEVELOPMENT. Dorothea is a wealthy, blind divorcee in her 70s who has been living in isolation for decades. When a friend convinces her to underwrite a new dance troupe, she encounters Theo, a spirited young dancer. Theo befriends Thea and uses her mansion for elaborate performances and decadent parties. Dorothea is happier than ever--she feels young again and full of joy. Then she gifts Theo the carriage house of her estate. Suddenly, her estranged, suspicious son shows up with a surprise visitor designed to foil this new-found friendship.
  • Eleanor Roosevelt's Pudding
    TELLY AWARD 2021 for its premiere in the Heroes & Villains Monologues project by Urban Stages, NYC. The Ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt returns to do a YouTube cooking demo. Suitable for Zoom & stage.
  • Baby's First Madness
    10 MINUTE PLAY. Honoria has gone into labor but she's about to lose an 300-million-dollar real estate deal. If she could only get back to the office! Madcap delivery-room farce where everyone has their own interest: wife, husband, midwife, donut delivery guy, demigod purporting to be the real father--until the baby cops on to the madness...and makes a surprising maneuver.
  • Phil Rizzuto Gives Parenting Advice
    10 MINUTES. After a fly ball knocks him unconscious, Vinny meets the ghost of Phil Rizzuto, who gives him some advice on how to connect with his teenage daughter.
  • Counterpane
    10-MINUTES - SUITABLE FOR ZOOM OR PODCAST/RADIO - Froozy, Bub-Bub, and Lex have been playing on their parents’ bed for four days, wondering why their parents won’t wake up from their nap downstairs. Meanwhile, the children have eaten all the food in the house. They have no choice but to be grown-ups now, and go downstairs to wake them up. Deep inside, they know what they will find.
  • The Mitochondria
    SHORT COMEDY - Sax player ChiChi is up for the gig of her life, but her health-freak boyfriend Buzz spits his pizza on the music director. When ChiChi suspects Buzz deliberately attempted to sabotage her career, will she seek revenge?
  • Sorry Creature
    10 MINUTE MONOLOGUE - SUITABLE FOR ZOOM. See YouTube link for production by Hudson Theatre Works. Creature crouches beneath the cupboards, calling out to their beloved chunk of cheese, abandoned on the other side of the kitchen. Creature wants to run back, but is too afraid of humans running in and out of the kitchen....and Mr. Pussy-woose! Can Creature find the courage to make a mad dash?
  • Mother and Daughter
    10 MIN PLAY. Mother tries to curb obese teenager's eating habits. Resentful teen bullies mother cruelly. Mother finally caves...and there are dire consequences.
  • SMD
    10 MINS - SUITABLE FOR ZOOM. Judges Choice Award - Acronym Plays Contest 2020 @ Urban Stages, an off-Broadway theatre. On Sid’s first day at college, his Grandpa visits and helps him appreciate his awkward name.
  • Young Men on a Train
    10 MINUTE PLAY. "Waiting for Godot" meets New Jersey Transit. Three drunk 21-year-olds, Connor, Dillon and Will, are taking the midnight train back home to the affluent suburbs. But before they get to Dillon's mom's house, they have to figure out how to get the vomit out of Connor's beard.
  • The Lovers
    "Betrayal" meets "Dangerous Liaisons" … but with lesbian cellists. "The Lovers" is a story of grand romantic deception told in reverse chronological order. The play opens with the passionate reunion of Anthony and Ren after a painful 10-month separation. Although in love with Ren, Anthony had refused, on his honor, to leave his wife, Jae … unless she took a lover, too. This has...
    "Betrayal" meets "Dangerous Liaisons" … but with lesbian cellists. "The Lovers" is a story of grand romantic deception told in reverse chronological order. The play opens with the passionate reunion of Anthony and Ren after a painful 10-month separation. Although in love with Ren, Anthony had refused, on his honor, to leave his wife, Jae … unless she took a lover, too. This has finally happened, freeing Anthony and Ren to be together again. What Anthony doesn’t know is that Jae’s lover was Ren, who pretended to fall in love with Jae in order to tear her away from Anthony.
  • The To-Do
    A one-minute monologue about a homeless woman in London dancing in the rain.