FRANCIS and SEATYN are about to collect the nest of the Swiftlet’s for the delicious bird’s nest soup in Vietnam when their efforts are thwarted by DR. BUSTIAN, the self-proclaimed King of Spit.

2 minutes --The San Antonio Zoo is letting people name cockroaches of their ex and feed them to the animals on Valentine’s Day. What happens to these poor souls?

George Platt Lynes takes photos of two Charles before they enter the service in 1943.

Italy is trying to pass a law to make all of their treasured artworks and monuments available only for the Italian people and everyone else would need to pay a fee to see even a photographic reproduction of said treasures and they are starting with the statue of David. The Defense says that they have a surprise witness who just might be able to sway the court from otherwise putting all of these treasures on Italian lock-down.

Seattle’s first blackout after the Pearl Harbor attacks. Ethel Chelsvig was the ringleader married to a boiler technician on the USS Destroyer Kane. George Woodley was a longshoreman who also participated in the riot.

The extermination crew is missing one of their members from probably the biggest job they’ve ever done in spider control.

The Monster wants to decorate for the holidays. The Bride not so much.

Three Elves on a Shelf are doing what they are made to do best, living their best lives by spreading the Christmas cheer when suddenly one of the Yule Lads (GATTAPELFUR which means Door sniffer) visits their happy shelf and gives them a thing or two to think about regarding goodwill and the true reasons of the season . . . . and smoking.

Jack Saul is filming his new Christmas special and is trying to finish it by thanking his audience once again for coming and supporting him when he has a blinding headache and blurts out something very gay and sexually explicit. Seems like Jack has missed a dose of his conversion therapy treatments and his homosexuality is trying to force it's way back into his conscience and threaten his very existence as a Christian artist.

Young gay lovers, new to each other this year, stand in line to see Santa at the Bellevue Square Mall, Bellevue, Washington to start a tradition.

A brave human reaches out to Godzilla and Mechagodzilla to step up and clean up their own mess after their endless battles.

Two sisters discuss the benefits of spatchcocking the turkey before cooking on Thanksgiving Day which is all fine and well until the turkey shows up missing from the freezer.

Menno misses his parents so much that he orders new A.I. models but they don’t seem to be the way he remembered them.

ROMAN wants to retire from the porn industry and raise cocks in Kauai, but his partner JEROME isn’t quite ready to make that drastic of a change or give up his Trimix.


Trigger warnings: frank gay sex talk

Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter Alice planted a voodoo doll in the garden of the White House before her father left for civilian life in 1910. She’d forgotten that little fact until tonight, 80 years later.

Sometimes finding a son is a little harder than it should be for 2 long term daddies in love trying to make their family grow.

Satan is beyond excited about being able to create a new ring in Hell after the real estate developers try to scoop in and buy all the ruined land in Lahaina, Hawaii for dirt cheap.

Fanny and Stella were the trans lovers of Lord Arthur Pelhan-Clinton in 1871 England. All three of them were arrested for possibly having anal sex at the Strand Theatre and were sent to trail for that “crime.” This is a re-telling of that story.

Nina Le Fay is a witch who wanted to become a pharmacist, but the sisters of her coven were not so keen on that idea at all.

Night herons have ruined their mangrove island and want to move to a new lush one. They soon find out that it won’t be as easy as they think.

Parks and Retha are stationed at Camp Lejeune in 1960 where the marines and government have been covering up for years that the water there is toxic and may cause cancer or even birth defects-- which Retha and Parks have just found out after the birth of their daughter.

In a field that included last-minute entries, and men who wanted to win by any means possible, the 1904 Men’s Olympic Marathon was a little slice of chaos on a course that was chock full of dust from the race official’s cars as they lead the runners and followed them creating a dust bowl of sorts leading to dehydration and hallucination from several of the runners.

They say that the face of Christ in Michelangelos "The Last Judgement" is the face of his lover and friend Tommaso. This play deals with their relationship and the tribulations and triumphs that they could have possibly gone through if given the opportunity to carry out their love in open and in the public eye.

Warren and Lynette face forced evacuation from their home due to impending rock slide that’s set to occur within days. They don't want to leave due to their faith and beliefs. Could there be any more signs that would help them make a different decision?

Hart Island used to be dumping ground for all of the unclaimed bodies in New York City. That land is now being used as a public park. What happens if the unclaimed bodies decided to claim a new body to have some identity or continue their own.

Jeremy shows up as his former lover’s apartment to ask him if took out a billboard on Highway 305 that states,“Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell”, but John swears he did not do that.

William Haines was the first openly gay star of Hollywood and voted #1 Male Box Office Star of #1 of 1930. But MGM head Louis B. Mayer wanted him out of his studio due to the very things that had made him popular with the audience. Being himself.

ARIE’s family wants to start a new tradition of spending 1000 hours outside every year. Sometimes, it takes the guidance of someone a little older and wiser like his grandfather to get him excited for this challenge.

Marcus is playing the popular game show hosted by God called One Million Dollar Fetus to find out which of three fetuses are actually his.

There’s a new game show in town hosted by your one and only Wink-Wink Montique called “The Happiest Married Couple in Hollywood” and the winners stand to take home a considerable sum for their charity of choice. Let’s play, shall we?

Three folding lawn chairs are placed on a parade route for the 4th of July Parade 2022 in Highland Park, IL.

Dedicated to Kevin McCarthy and Irina McCarthy and their son Aiden.

We’ve all the signs posted, “plants grow by the inch and die by the foot.” Two influencers are about to find out the penalty for crossing those signs at Garden World.

MILLY and TOM have that evidence. They have the proof.

It seems that the oldest person alive keeps just getting. . . well, older and each year we see a new age that astounds us and makes us think, wow, how is that possible? With the advances of modern medicine and science, it could be that the oldest person alive looks like they're twenty somethings in the future. Ollie Robertson is about to celebrate being the oldest person alive in the world once again until Jodie Soliz shows up to stake claim to this title. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

King Dick, recently released from his POW status during the War of 1812 is drumming up business for his boxing lessons for men of a certain persuasion.

Sometime in the future, the Hallmark Corporation and Church has taken over most of the world with their brand and their conservative ideals. The Platinum Collection offers families the chance to take the plunge into removing their genitalia for a hefty price-tag so that that feel forever in harmony with their supreme leader Uncle Karl who also has cut off his privates to keep the world pure and chaste the way Hallmark intended.

Children leave cookies out for Santa and wait up for him. He arrives just when they are about to give up all hope. Unfortunately, Godzilla shows up at the same time a little cranky after his 1000-year nap.

R-rated version but G-rated version is attached as well--the same without the salty language.

Based upon a true story from 1810 of a black sailor from Boston known only as Wilson who agreed to let the artist Benjamin Robert Haydon pour a full body cast of him as Haydon stated in his dairy that Wilson was the finest specimen of the male body he’d ever seen, except for his face which was too animal-like to be called beautiful or human.

Riker tries to give a junior high school presentation on mobs using socks. It doesn't go according to plan.

Lamia, the Greek monster, can remove their eyes at will. They were cursed by Hera to never be able to sleep, but also blessed by Zeus with the ability to take their eyes out. A person arrives for an interview to ghost-write Lamia’s autobiography and may be trying to re-write too much of the story for Lamia’s own tastes.

An aging Cupid facing retirement battles Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” legislation by posting flyers of “forbidden” words all around Florida

Brody, the apartment complex supervisor, turned a blind eye to the arsenic in the water as instructed by his boss. He now wakes up all alone with his hands tied above his head and a blindfold on and he can only hear the dripping of water.

Courtney Hopkins returns to her home state of North Carolina is arrested at the airport for murder: killing her unborn child with an abortion in Seattle.

Sidney Franklin lies unconsciously on the floor after his father beat him to that state after he came home spending a weekend with another man in Asbury Park. In and out of this fogginess, he imagines the silent movie actor William (Billy) Haines is helping wash away the blood from his face and body and these two early gay icons discuss things.

Sidney Franklinwas the first American to become a successful matador, the most senior level of bullfighter. He was also gay and Jewish.

William Haines was listed as the top box office draw in America in the early 1930s When he got arrested with another man MGM's Louis B Mayer said he had to choose a sham marriage or his life as a gay man with his partner. Haines chose his partner and was fired from MGM and never made another movie after that.

A member of the LGBTQIA community discusses just how far away is safe upon reading about the beheadings of Mehrdad Karimpou and Farid Mohammadi in Iran for sodomy.

Teenager Hayley asks her friend Kelly to go see a new cairn she's discovered in the woods around Bainbridge Island, WA, but she learns something about friendship, witches, and the true spirit of the cairn.

Michelangelo’s former lover Tommaso visits him after he finishes painting “The Last Judgement” to see if the artist has kept a promise made long ago when they were lovers.

Boys of life were part of the lower classes in Italy who turned to petty theft and prostitution. The filmmaker Pier Pasolini had a fascination for this lower class of men and had picked Giuseppe up to take him to the beach on November 1, 1975 Giuseppe was eventually charged for Pier’s death, although evidence pointed later that it was members of the mob.

A Refugee and his child are bombarded by two influencer’s trying to out influence the other about who would be best to do a make-over of the refugee camp.

The teen Blue Penguin club of Fairies calling themselves after cans of soda, Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper and Sprit, try to set off on a new adventure to bring attention to the environmental destruction of the planet, but Sprite's parents, Glitter and Glue are trying to stop them from leaving and thinks not everyone is into this "Saving the Planet" thing.

Three clown friends are having fun one afternoon and then a stranger appears. . .

One Act; 42 pages What does freedom actually mean, and who is truly free with so many laws binding us to so many things, but what is freedom in a place that doesn't have that much and what does it mean to a person who protests a dictatorship's involvement in a senseless war. Artem finds out what it means to give up fifteen years of their life and that freedom when they protest their country's involvement in a war.

While in prison, Artem finds an old photo in their cell of two people dressed for a costume party from an earlier time and those two characters befriend Artem as they have every other dissident that's occupied their cell. And so begins the countdown of the sentence that Artem received from their passionate action

Anita tries to stay awake to watch over their husband who is dying of cancer and is in the last moments before hospice care are coming to take over his home care.

The bottom feeders BICOASTIANITY and ONTHEDOWNLOWUPHI Social Media face the committee for their Day of Reckoning to see which one will win to be allowed to still use the platform and which one will have to die.

HELENA (wife of Thoas) bemoans the fact that Helen of Troy's husband is calling in a promise made by all of her suiters to come to her rescue if there ever was a need. Thoas has just set sail for the battle and HELENA readies herself to take on all the household responsibilities, wondering why Helen of Troy is receiving all of this attention from all of her suiters who didn't actually win her hand.

Two aliens wake up from a long night of partying, drinking, maybe having sex and then they are just a little confused when a voice calls out to them and lets them know they’ve been captured by an alien collector but when the collector learns that one is actually human, they want to send the human out the trash tunnel before it contaminates its world.

FULL LENGTH: It's true that you don't always get to choose your own family but in Lance's case, he's travelled to the far away spot of Kauai in hopes of escaping the one he is from. All is peaceful and good until Lance’s older brother Joey wakes him up from a deep sleep one night wanting to play the childhood game that they grew up playing called “Rooster Poker.” Joey also wants to stay after they finish playing the game, however they both know the game could last overnight, or eternity. Lance begrudgingly allows Joey in and the game does not end for days until their Mom and Dad show up to stop the madness. But something about Mom and Dad is leaving a nagging suspicion that Lance has about he and his brother’s past and their parents. Plus what about their sister Missy who keeps showing herself to both of them but not at the same time, and then there's Bob, an alien with a Dolly Parton wig and southern accent, and what role he plays in all of this. If only Lance could stay up just one night without falling asleep, he thinks he can solve the entire puzzle, including where exactly he and Joey and Missy came from and why exactly are they still with Mom and Dad way after they should be and well, then there's that one game that Bob says they all need to agree about in order to save life as we know it.

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Cupid is hanging up his wings once again after this last delivery in Palm Beach, Florida.

Siblings, C. J. and Baby Creature, face a watershed moment when they lose their pets, Dick and Jane. Again.

Guys Galore! employees are holding a vigil for a former friend and colleague Steve, who died in what would now be considered a hate crime. It all goes fine until Steve’s father shows up.

Otto Rahn was one of the inspirations for the character Indiana Jones. He was a German writer, a medievalist, an officer of the SS and researcher into the Grail myths. Otto Rahn was also an open homosexual and probably a Jew. He committed suicide in the winter of 1939 in the Swiss Alps so as not to be sent to a concentration camp.

We're all being observed in this world for every action and every non-action. Be careful to not find yourself on the wrong side of it all.

The brother and sisters, Ruth, Warner and Doris are preparing to hold a funeral for the chicken they have to kill for their night's supper. The chicken has gone missing but they have bigger issues they are dealing like their mom who hasn't cried yet over the loss of their younger sister Wilma.

Jesus age 10 goes about his nightly prayers to his Heavenly Father.

Lisa was once one of the Weird Sisters, but she’s changing paths and moving toward the light and a sense of peace. She’s just left a famous doctor’s drug therapy and achieved a state of bliss that’s brought down by her two sisters who come back and say they are not as powerful with her missing from the group.

In the hopefully far far future, Philip and Mark get a surprise on their honeymoon trip to the Big Island, Hawaii--a spike in temperatures that raises the temps to a balmy 12 degrees.

One Human Fusion and Two Human Fusion are trying to figure out what to watch in the future

Lance and Anastasia are wrapping gifts for Christmas when their mama blows in with some sad news about their father and change of plans for them during the holidays.

Two doppelgangers, Marie and Mary, get trapped in Edward Hopper’s painting Chop Suey (painted in 1929) for 100 years. As their 100th New Year’s Eve approaches, will this be the magical night they are released from their curse or do the gods have other plans for them.

The whitest Town council in America tries to film their Thanksgiving message but are interrupted by some who have a different message.

Becky wants to the be the first female turkey to be pardoned during Thanksgiving at the White House. But she has this year's chosen one, her brother Brody, to get through before that happens. Will Brody agree to help her achieve this feat and first for female turkeys or will his misogynistic feelings stand in the way.

Mall Santas are being let go left and right with the dying of the traditional American malls. Those who are let go are immigrating to the North Pole to try and live at Santa's workshop. With all of the repetitive paperwork and runaround by the head elf in HR, they are starting to feel they will never be allowed in, and decide that a revolt is in order. And it also seems to be perfect timing with Santa's mysterious absence and just maybe one of them can assume the Jolly Man's mantle.

The Royal Family’s whipping boy does not want to continue with the business unless he can be what he wants to be and that’s not a boy at all. Francis speaks to their dad on the day they are to take over the role.

It’s the latest Final Girl convention where one of the first Final Girls, Buzz, is about to receive the Golden Scream Award. Everything is going to plan until the newest Final Girl wants to have her say.

Tonie, a vampire has captured what seems to be their last fresh body of the Zombie pandemic where food has become more scarce for all monsters alike.

Covid stalks and kills people who never even attended a wedding in Maine.

Boo and Kasper are starting another vacation to take a break from their scaring, but Boo turns to Kasper with a very important question about happiness and if they are.

Donald Trump has died and its punishment is having to check into the Clown Motel in Hell. The Clowns there are not really taking a liking to it. Is there way to get it transferred to another motel in Hell or is that code written in blood so thick that it can't ever be changed to allow for guest transfers?

*Bull Street is the name of the street in Columbia where the South Carolina State Hospital is located.

The play concerns Asima’s dream that she is having one night a year after her friend Casper drowned in the Columbia floods of 2015.

Our first love usually is a pet or a toy and no toy deserves to be left behind. Mr. Bunny shows up on his owner' doorstep 60 years after being left during a game of hide and seek, but Phyllis doesn't remember him and has a very decided fear of all thing bunny due to her husband who was a Furry.

Matt comes home drunk one night to find his roommate Bill dead on the floor with a knife in his back and a sock monkey on the couch.

Margie, a fish from 375 million years ago, goes away from her rock she shares with Dipstick and Cogwheel, two male fish. Her spa treatment works wonders.

Alice comes home after another kill and is trying to decide what to watch on Hulu with her accomplice in crime, a pair of dentures made out of Jack The Ripper's teeth.

Reese is trying to be strict about her diet before her and her partner's trip to Maui at the end of the month, but it seems that there may be an issue with remaining on it during Mother's Day 2021.

The C.D.C declared on April 28, 2021 that humans can go without their masks outdoors. A D-Day of sorts for Discard Day. Some masks may not be ready for this change and lack of need for them.

Christianity if spreading like wildfire in 1872 on earth as it is in heaven, I mean, the universe. Jesus has converted two aliens from the outer realms and they are making a pit-stop to be baptized in Demise, Kansas on the 4th of July 1872, but Douglas, the Preacher, and last living resident in the town, has a very important question for J. C. that he is dying to know the answer to: Why did Jesus never come to visit him like he has the aliens.

Lucy the dog, a mixed-breed rescue, explains freedom to the new rescue in the house, Ruby as they watch a national dog show.

The painted tomb figures Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum discuss their claim to fame as the worlds first documented historic gay couple.

The Dr. Seus story says that Mr. Brown went away with Mr. Black and then Brown came back with Mr. Black, but their story ends there, or so we are lead to believe. Mrs. Brown has a continuation to that rhyme, proving sometimes children's stories don't have a happy ending for everyone.

ONE ACT: Some losers from Lorelle’s past come to wedding number three to remember and make amends. These include husband number one, Brody, now opening gay and who has never found love again until the reception with Lorelle’s first cousin Shane who was always out. Also included in the mix is Lorelle other cousin, Merelynne and her aunt, Jenkie, and also one of Lorelle’s former best friends that she has collected and discarded over the years. They refer to their table at the reception as “the losers table” where Lorelle has put them all just out of spite and also to have them as far away from the Bridal table as possible Bring on the Southern hospitality.

Chip comes to visit a former flame Tony who tried to make him his with a wonderful and beautiful first kiss, but Young Chip ran away. Sometimes the universe will listen and give you a second chance if you just stop running.

FULL LENGTGH: TWO HANDER: After her partner Sarah dies, Annie moves back to the Augusta, Georgia to open a B&B in Sarah's house there that her father had built for her. Her father also built an identical house next door for Sarah's sister Jennie Lynn. This at a time when Sarah had been married to a man. Sarah then came out and moved away and met Annie. This is about the dying of one set ideals and the emergence of new ones. This is before the US legalized Gay Marriage, so Annie's fight is when some people looked down on said partnerships as not fully legal or true if the Bible didn't seal the deal.

Farout, a planetoid, once the most distant point in the Solar System, reads in the paper that the title that used to belong to Farout has been lost to a new piece of space junk.

FULL LENGTH: Lucy (known throughout time as Lucifer) is part of the loser gods club in the underworld, but she's really upset with the way her brother God rewrote her to be a man down through history. She and a few other losers decide to head back to earth to right quite a few wrongs.

FULL LENGTH: Ganymede asks Zeus to make him mortal again, but Hermes the trickster, pretends to be CEO of Black Marble Throne, Inc. when Ganymede comes calling to make this request. He winds up earth but not nearly as mortal as he had thought he would be. But since he doesn’t realize this , he begins a new adventure to find love and a career of his choosing —exercising that delicious of all deliciousness: Free Will.

Mummy 1 has a golden tongue, Mummy 2 just mud. Who will be asked to participate in the naming ceremony?

Michael reflect back on his love of Gomer Pyle after Jim Nabors passing November 30, 2017

Four survivors from an ever-morphing virus find refuge in an abandoned theater one winter night

A Widow Walks into a Bar, but the Priest, Clown and Whore are not happy with her being added to the roster, but she is determined to prove her worth.

An Alien family must decide on the things they can take with them on the train out of the state of South Carolina for not fitting the state’s values.

Markie a stuffed bear sits out front of a Paris restaurant where he's being used to keep diners social apart from one another.

Friends from college do a Zoom call to check in on their gay badminton group and who is going to host the next tournament. One member of the group is missing from the call due to an offensive Tweet.

The Russian winter was a mild one in 2020 and a plastic polar bear at Gorky Park asks for a favor from a passerby to be set free so she can seek cooler weather and climes.

Billie, Laddie, Jackie and Kelly are about to start another meeting of ALF (Alien Lovers and Friends) Anonymous, when they notice Joey has been taken and apparently from the very room they are gathered in.  As they come to terms with their disappointment at not being taken once again they strive to piece together last night's events, and figure out why those church bells don't sound as church-like as they should.

The bullied get their comeuppance with this Zoom Heather-esque play.

So proud that this play was included in the recent Smith & Kraus publication " Laughter is the Best Medicine" which was curated by the talented playwright Debbie Lamedman!!! Read her work!

Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Peter has to clean apartment windows vs. the office buildings he likes doing.

ONE ACT: It is the first transport after the shelter in place rules have been lifted in this new normal. Lucy, the dog, is being transported to Seattle from Houston as part of the transport with new driver, Shane, who has a little bit of something he's been hiding from the other two drivers, Ricky and Tony. Shane tries to connect with the other two drivers with his tales of historic evil done to gay people as he feels that with them all being gay or transexual, they should know this history to better understand all the pain and suffereing they have endured as people.  But they seem to be more interested in Shane's own past and his own history and also trying to figure what is his connection to Lucy? They seem to have a strong bond other than just driver and rescue animal.  

Parker Miller takes his last breaths at a San Francisco Assisted Living Facility where he's dying from COVID-19. He thinks back on his life and what it meant to be a gay man.

The evil Dr. Mindbenderling devises a plot to get the prized electric plant back from Madam Zoorosky.

Snow White's once evil stepmother comes clean about a few things.

Lot's Wife (Edith) wants to stay in Sodom with her girlfriend Rachael, but Lot wants nothing of that.

Heather C finds waking up each day more difficult than she had ever imagined. Her first thought each day is "Oh, I Woke up" and she finds it disappointing that she did. Joey L has the same thought but his is much more inspirational even after his wife's death. A chance Lyft encounter on the Seattle ferry brings them both together at a time that proves most fortunate.

Lady Liberty waits in a doctor's office for the shots that will help her retinal dystrophy from progressing too fast.

Zombie Barbie tries to get a good burp going after finishing off her Cabbage Patch Kid

One Traveler intends to commit suicide at the large-scale hand sculpture Mana del Desierto by sculptor Mario Irarrázabal located in the Atacama Desert in Chile. Another Traveler has other ideas.

Play written as part of the 365 Women a Year Project

MGM star Norma Shearer poses for some portraits taken by studio head photographer Ruth Harriet Louise after completing the last day of shooting of Norma's first sound film in 1929. Norma would like them to be a little more sexy than typical, but Ruth is not having any of it.

When Mary, Queen of Scots traveled to France to await her marriage to the future king of France, Frances II, she traveled with her own court. Four of those young girls were also named Mary, and were from some of the noblest families in Scotland at the time: Beaton, Seton, Fleming and Livingston.

Mr. Microphone sits in a bar in his 40th year and checks out the new Mic in town.

Mike wakes up on his and Ben's anniversary to wish his love just that, but will the disclosure of an indiscretion with a guy in Steampunk attire put an end to the happy couple's celebration?

On a midnight crossing on the Staten Island ferry, Gus tries to tell his possible new "item" Sam the main reason he can't hear "Bless You" after he sneezes.

ONE ACT: The UFO enthusiast group “Alien Lovers and Friends” is not sure why their next alien visit isn’t happening as scheduled just outside Lebanon, Kansas at the marker for the geographic center of the contiguous United State. There are some among them who feel that perhaps the stone of communication was switched for a fake one but who among them would jeopardize their possible ascension into the mother ship?

Play was inspired by the painting Flatlined by Jessica Fridrich for the Know Theater's Artist and Playwrights Festival for 2018

Mel and Sam are rehearsing a new play by X-Xavier Mission about the great Chinese warrior Fu Hao when Sam slips in a Y’all once again and blames it on the Southern Accenting that appears in all of Mission plays no matter the setting. But then X-Xavier Mission appears and says the Accenting comes from not ever paying homage to his/her birthplace, Pumpkintown, South Carolina. Re-writes are given out as he/she tries to make amends for all the wrongs caused by this Southern Accenting by updating the new play on the spot to hopefully cleanse this issue once and for all.

Alvivi Men’s Summer Sequin Sleeveless Slim Fitted Vest Fashion Tank Top T-Shirt Clubwear has a story to tell just like every piece of high fashion out there.

Lelei, a Pacific Islander woman who works at the front desk of the Red Roof Inn near the airport in Seattle, checks out a lone customer early one morning.

Fairy Noodle talks about his need to become a super hero to fight the evil Ru-Bard in the Attapakee's garden. Won't you please help him by buying the Phad Kee Mao infused with Sweet, Sweet Basil which will make you sneeze and possibly toss your used brown paper napkin to the floor (snot-infused, of course), as this makes the best super hero cape.

Merelynne Hopkins reflects back on everything that led up to her sitting at the door at her cousin's wedding asking people to sign the guest book as they come in for the reception.

ONE ACT: Two Hander: An African American Marie Antoinette spends her last day in jail reflecting with her jailer about her life as a Queen.

This is an older play that was performed at a Seattle festival called The Great Zap Dodd.

FULL LENGTH: Three brothers, in 1996, take their father's ashes back to his special spot he wanted to rest for eternity.

ONE ACT: Jenkie Moser has come to Kauai in the early 1980s after her husband’s death to start anew and to find a purpose. Before the play begins she has met young Aaron Wood. Aaron is dealing with the probability of death at a young age and finding someone who will help him as he nears the end is of utmost importance. Set in the McBryde Sugar Plantation Cemetery in Hanapepe, Hawaii, Jenkie and Aaron meet one sunny day to clean up the cemetery with the help of a recruit named Brody, who Aaron met stealing money from the Hindu temple on the island. As the play progresses, we meet Memory Taloo, who stumbles upon the cemetery by accident and soon remembers who Jenkie is and the purpose that Jenkie has staked for herself in the terrifying new world of the late 1980s. A cautionary tale of just how important love is, Crashing Through Kauai brings to life a small moment in 1987 that although so specific in place and time, is universal of just how fragile the world is that we live in.

Billie, Laddie and Joey, the Chorus of a new gay production of Macbeth, sneak a smoke break during one of the performance. As they discuss the pretty awful production they find themselves in, they discover, through all things a yogurt lid, that perhaps they are involved in something more magical after all.

Boris, Gus and John are sitting around a fire at what appears to be an assisted living facility waiting on their friend Tipper to get there with her chair, but when she arrives without one, which of the boys will give his up for the new addition around the fire? A sentimental journey to a place by the fire for any pet lovers.