THE LOGOPHILE by Joe Musso
"The Logophile" takes place in New Orleans in a French Quarter bookstore owned and operated by Robert, who inherited the business from his father, the world's greatest bookseller. When he was a teenager, Robert and the pretty girl next door, Julie, publically performed the balcony scene in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" as a way for Robert's father to sell more books. Robert...
"The Logophile" takes place in New Orleans in a French Quarter bookstore owned and operated by Robert, who inherited the business from his father, the world's greatest bookseller. When he was a teenager, Robert and the pretty girl next door, Julie, publically performed the balcony scene in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" as a way for Robert's father to sell more books. Robert fell deeply love with Julie, but, alas, only from afar. Julie grew up and moved to Paris. Robert never left the bookstore. It is twenty years later, and the adult Robert, a logophile − a lover of words − doesn’t get out much. Instead, he buries his head in dictionaries at night as his heart pines for Julie. Even Jane, a gorgeous librarian and fellow logophile, cannot arouse his passion. Still, life is not entirely boring for Robert, because his bookstore is haunted by Cyrus, a sharp-tongued Civil War Union Army soldier who died in 1864. Cyrus promised Robert’s father that he would not stop haunting the bookstore until Robert found happiness. Miss Sally, a New Orleans ghost tour operator, also drops in occasionally. And then one day, a day like any other, Julie walks in the bookstore. She reveals that she loved Robert all along and that she is actually the goddess Erato, the muse of lyric poetry. Unfortunately, Robert is not the writer Erato thought he would grow up to be. To complicate matters even more, Erato’s stalker, Phineas Endor, the bastard son of famous 16th Century necromancer Henrich Cornelius Agrippa von Nettesheim, has turned up in New Orleans with a zombie in tow.