Cafe d'Automatique

(15 min) On a seemingly ordinary first date, Jim and Erin find themselves at Cafe d'Automatique, a quirky and mysterious French cafe. Both eager to make a good impression, they engage in the usual dance of first-date banter, each carefully curating their personas, they soon find that something peculiar is happening. The cafe, under the watchful eye of a snobby French waiter, has a mind of its own, auto...

(15 min) On a seemingly ordinary first date, Jim and Erin find themselves at Cafe d'Automatique, a quirky and mysterious French cafe. Both eager to make a good impression, they engage in the usual dance of first-date banter, each carefully curating their personas, they soon find that something peculiar is happening. The cafe, under the watchful eye of a snobby French waiter, has a mind of its own, auto-correcting every lie they tell into unintelligible and offensive gibberish.
As their attempts to impress each other devolve into a chaotic exchange of bizarre phrases and accidental insults, the couple becomes increasingly frustrated. The snobby waiter suggesting that perhaps honesty might be the best policy. Reluctantly, Jim and Erin start speaking the truth, shedding their pretenses and revealing who they really are. To their surprise, they discover that honesty, though challenging, is the only way to truly connect—and maybe fall in love.
Café d'Automatique is a witty exploration of the absurdity of modern dating, where honesty is not just the best policy—it’s the only way to survive dinner.

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Cafe d'Automatique

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  • Cheryl Bear: Cafe d'Automatique

    A hilarious first date that makes us love autocorrect in all it's glory! The audience will cry from laughter, fantastic!

    A hilarious first date that makes us love autocorrect in all it's glory! The audience will cry from laughter, fantastic!

  • Kevin King: Cafe d'Automatique

    This is a hilarious and witty parable about modern dating and honesty. It's fun magical realism!

    This is a hilarious and witty parable about modern dating and honesty. It's fun magical realism!

A couple, GENDER NEUTRAL but is written as 1 man/ 1 woman
A french waiter

Production History

  • Type Professional, Organization Knuttsford Little Theatre (UK) International Short Play Festival, Year 2019
  • Type Community Theater, Organization Bird House Theatre, Edge Festival, Year 2017
  • Type Professional, Organization Nylon Fusion Productions (NY), Year 2016
  • Type Professional, Organization The Collective New York, Year 2015

Awards

  • 2nd place
    Knuttsford Little Theatre
    Audience Choice
    2019
  • Audience Choice Award
    Bird House Theatre
    Audience Choice
    2017