The Magnificent Olympic Games

by Kris Thompson

After years of being shunned by the international sports community, competitive lovemaking has finally taken its place in the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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The Magnificent Olympic Games

Character Information

Mary Bouchard

French Sports commentator with French accent

Character Age

30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Female
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s,
  
  40s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
Seth Cunningham

American Sports commentator

Character Age

30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Male
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s,
  
  40s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
Kacie Adams

Female member of the American Competitive Love-making team

Character Age

20s-30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Female
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
Cameron Banks

Male member of the American Competitive Love-making team

Character Age

20s-30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Male
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
Cara Coventry

Female member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Kacie Adams

Character Age

20s-30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Black/Zimbabwean

Character Gender Identity

Female
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Race/Ethnic Identity
  
  Black, African, Caribbean, or African American
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
Juwawo Nkomo

Male member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Cameron Banks

Character Age

20s-30s

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Black/Zimbabwean

Character Gender Identity

Male
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Race/Ethnic Identity
  
  Black, African, Caribbean, or African American
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
Flash Back Gal

Female; Can be double cast as Kacie Adams

Character Age

Any age

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Female
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s,
  
  40s,
  
  50s,
  
  60s,
  
  70s+
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
Flash Back Guy

Male; Can be double cast as Cameron Banks

Character Age

Any age

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Male
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s,
  
  40s,
  
  50s,
  
  60s,
  
  70s+
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
Off Stage Voice

Male voice; Can be performed by Cameron Banks

Character Age

Any age

Character Race/Ethnic Identity

Any

Character Gender Identity

Male
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s,
  
  40s,
  
  50s,
  
  60s,
  
  70s+
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male

Production History

Type Community Theater, Organization Cone Man Running - The Beacon Theatre, Year 2017

Awards

Best Use of Genre (Sports)

Cone Man Running

Winner

2017