Mrs. Claus hilariously vents about all the cooking she's doing and the snow man who has it out for Rudolph. The story is so much fun and absolutely fabulous! Yes!

If you're a fan of the classic Reindeer Monologues by Jeff Goode, you're going to luv Hoke's Christmas short play! This Pride-ful, outcast-loving play will be hit at your holiday festival. I encourage Queer directors and producers to read this, Tweet about it, Facebook post about it. This deserves productions in December, all over, from Alaska to Florida. This would be a hit at colleges. Who cares this wasn't written by a gay man because it's a f-ing fabulous, crass-tastic, homo Christmas alternative to Goode's play.