Damn You Look Good

What happens when age becomes your ultimate superpower—and your best excuse? Dive into a witty monologue that proves sometimes feeling fabulous is all the ID you need, and forgetting is the new freedom.

Monologue written expressing for actors 50+ to perform in a FUN! raiser, Red Herring Productions in Columbus, OHIO, March 9, 2020. Performed by Antoinette LaVecchia Turner for Writer's Block Radio Hour...

What happens when age becomes your ultimate superpower—and your best excuse? Dive into a witty monologue that proves sometimes feeling fabulous is all the ID you need, and forgetting is the new freedom.

Monologue written expressing for actors 50+ to perform in a FUN! raiser, Red Herring Productions in Columbus, OHIO, March 9, 2020. Performed by Antoinette LaVecchia Turner for Writer's Block Radio Hour, Scotland. Performed for WIOX Radio, Open Eye Theatre, NY. Drama with Friends, Nov 2025.

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  • James Binz: Damn You Look Good

    Funny monologues for 50+ actors are hard to find - this one is juicy and sweet and hits the mark. A typical Lucy Wang masterwork that would be a hoot to see performed.

    Funny monologues for 50+ actors are hard to find - this one is juicy and sweet and hits the mark. A typical Lucy Wang masterwork that would be a hoot to see performed.

  • Deborah Shucart: Damn You Look Good

    A very funny monologue to which I can say, I resemble this stage 2. The script makes me smile out loud at the truth in all three stages of life described. Got to the giggles at the recommendations on how to handle the young punk who dares to ask me for my ID - priceless ideas. I can only hope to stave off my personal descent into stage 3. Love this!

    A very funny monologue to which I can say, I resemble this stage 2. The script makes me smile out loud at the truth in all three stages of life described. Got to the giggles at the recommendations on how to handle the young punk who dares to ask me for my ID - priceless ideas. I can only hope to stave off my personal descent into stage 3. Love this!

  • Cheryl Bear: Damn You Look Good

    A hilarious monologue so many will be able to relate to and how you can turn it all to your advantage.

    A hilarious monologue so many will be able to relate to and how you can turn it all to your advantage.

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