You're Working the Checkout at Albertsons

by Christian St. Croix

“ ...pitched somewhere between 'Welcome to Night Vale' and Tennessee Williams... ” - The Daily Princetonian

10 MINUTE. A grocery store clerk leads you through a series of touching and hilarious second-person vignettes. The hot guy who works across the street buys a can of AriZona Iced Tea and a pack of Juicy Fruit. A customer drops her bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay. The hot girl who works across the street buys...

“ ...pitched somewhere between 'Welcome to Night Vale' and Tennessee Williams... ” - The Daily Princetonian

10 MINUTE. A grocery store clerk leads you through a series of touching and hilarious second-person vignettes. The hot guy who works across the street buys a can of AriZona Iced Tea and a pack of Juicy Fruit. A customer drops her bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay. The hot girl who works across the street buys a bottle of Diet Pepsi. Your co-worker adopts an alien. You slip into a parallel universe where everyone has the head of a tabby cat. You're very lonely and you just want to be touched.

*You have the playwright's permission to change “Albertsons”--in both the title and the script--to any recognizable supermarket chain in the region it's performed. “You're Working the Checkout at Foodtown”, “You're Working the Checkout at the Piggly Wiggly”, You're Working the Checkout at Fairway”, “ You're Working the Checkout at SpartanNash”, etc.

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  • Asher Wyndham: You're Working the Checkout at Albertsons

    An emotional ride for the audience and the actor. St. Croix not only gives us one intimate portrait of a human being that doesn't get much attention - the grocery store clerk - but also several characters of various ages and types and desires -- that's astonishing in scope and depth. There are layers of personality and psychology and perception that's --- wow. Consider this for your monologue showcase!

    An emotional ride for the audience and the actor. St. Croix not only gives us one intimate portrait of a human being that doesn't get much attention - the grocery store clerk - but also several characters of various ages and types and desires -- that's astonishing in scope and depth. There are layers of personality and psychology and perception that's --- wow. Consider this for your monologue showcase!

  • Rachel Feeny-Williams: You're Working the Checkout at Albertsons

    What a person goes through working in the retail industry can be described as a different journey every day of the week. That is what Christian has given us here. As an audience you are invited into a snapshot of the clerk's story telling as he stirs all kinds of emotions. It would be a wonderful and powerful piece for any actor to perform because its a piece that holds. You want to know the story and you will be captivated by the moments shared within it.

    What a person goes through working in the retail industry can be described as a different journey every day of the week. That is what Christian has given us here. As an audience you are invited into a snapshot of the clerk's story telling as he stirs all kinds of emotions. It would be a wonderful and powerful piece for any actor to perform because its a piece that holds. You want to know the story and you will be captivated by the moments shared within it.

  • Naija Vega: You're Working the Checkout at Albertsons

    This monologue puts you through several emotions in a matter of minutes. You're laughing one second and crying the next. The clerk's description all of the experiences that they go through seem very realistic. And as they continue to detail them it makes your heart break. The clerk expresses their need to be touched and it is very reminiscent of the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic. A very emotional and impactful monologue. Loved reading this.

    This monologue puts you through several emotions in a matter of minutes. You're laughing one second and crying the next. The clerk's description all of the experiences that they go through seem very realistic. And as they continue to detail them it makes your heart break. The clerk expresses their need to be touched and it is very reminiscent of the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic. A very emotional and impactful monologue. Loved reading this.

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Character Information

  • Clerk
    Charming and likable. Actors, your clerk is your own. Is he a goth teen straight out of high school? Is she disgruntled and overworked, nursing bunions on her feet? Are they a peppy hipster? A diva? A bro type? A geek? Loving it? Over it? Sky's the limit.
    Character Age
    16-60
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Theatre Is the Cure, San Diego, CA, Year 2020
  • Type Reading, Organization House of International Theatre, Copenhagen, Denmark, Year 2020
  • Type Reading, Organization Guest House Theatre, Madison, WI, Year 2020

Production History

  • Type University, Organization Theatre Intime, Princeton University, Year 2022
  • Type University, Organization Pace University, Year 2021
  • Type University, Organization Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi, Year 2021
  • Type University, Organization Point Park University, Year 2020