No Clue!

by Elle Meerovich

No Clue! A New Musical, written by Elle Meerovich and Kerrigan Sullivan, is an all-original radio-play musical comedy. When a college tour is interrupted, the tour guide and his group find themselves trapped in the school's theatre with a serial killer. As the tour guide interviews the group one by one, the audience is tasked with determining who – out of the hilarious, gut-busting suspects – might be the...

No Clue! A New Musical, written by Elle Meerovich and Kerrigan Sullivan, is an all-original radio-play musical comedy. When a college tour is interrupted, the tour guide and his group find themselves trapped in the school's theatre with a serial killer. As the tour guide interviews the group one by one, the audience is tasked with determining who – out of the hilarious, gut-busting suspects – might be the supposed Jugular Smasher.

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No Clue!

Character Information

While I use male pronouns for THE TOUR GUIDE in the script, the role can be played by an actor of any gender.
MURDERBOT is non-binary and should be played by a trans or non-binary actor.
The ensemble can be expanded to add more singers. The Tour Participants' lines can also be split amongst more than two actors.
  • The Tour Guide
    Our narrator. Trying to hold it all together, but in over their head. Lead. Any Gender. 20s. Baritone (A2-G4)
    20s-30s
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
  • Professor K.M.S. Lowdermilk
    A professor of ethics and moral philosophy, struggling with a dark secret. Supporting. Male. 50s. Baritenor (G2-G4)
    40s+
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Man
  • Dana White
    A soccer mom who’s son didn’t make the cut. Sleazy as hell. Supporting. Female. 40s. Soprano (G3-Gb5)
    30s-40s
    Any
    Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      30s,
      40s,
      50s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Woman
  • J-Dawg
    A lacrosse player who was recently kicked from the team for doping. Supporting. Any Gender. 20s. Baritenor (Bb2-G4)
    20s
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
  • T-Bone
    Another lacrosse player, one of J-DAWG’s lackeys. Also kicked from the team. Supporting. Any Gender. 20s. Tenor (Bb2-Bb4)
    20s
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
  • Guy
    J-DAWG’s other lackey. Also kicked from the team. Angry. Supporting. Any Gender. 20s. Mezzo (Bb3-Eb5)
    20s
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
  • Tristan
    ISOLDE's twin, a drama student at the school. Very creepy. Self-professed method actor, cast as a serial killer in the school musical. Supporting. Male. Baritenor (A2-A4)
    20s
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Man,
      Non-binary
  • Isolde
    TRISTAN's twin, a drama student at the school. Very creepy. Self-professed method actor, cast as a serial killer in the school musical. Supporting. Female. Alto/Mezzo (A3-D5)
    20s
    Any
    Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Woman,
      Non-binary
  • Murderbot
    A weirdo who lives in the various crawl-spaces of the theatre. Believes they are a robot programmed to kill people. Wears a racoon hat. Surprisingly gentle and kind. Supporting. NB. 30s. Alto (A3-D5)
    Any Age
    Any
    Non-binary
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Non-binary
  • Ensemble
    Four actors who play TOUR PARTICIPANTS, ANNOUNCER, PRESIDENT TED, and FOLEY ARTISTS
    Any Age
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+

Production History

  • University, John Tyler Community College, 2021