Neither character could see the end coming, and neither will you. If you enjoy absurd comedy, you'll read this play one time, or two. Ian Donley conjures laughter from within your body as you read of two people get naughty. But this play is not smut -- I tell you what -- it is clever and quick and witty and disarming in a way most charming.

Intrigued by the title, a seussified grindr date has been on my reading list for a long time. And it did not disappoint! What a creative format for documenting this interaction in the characters' lives!

I can't write in rhyme, so I won't even try. Donley uses a narrative structure from our childhoods to make a tense, awkward situation comical and light.