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by Jesús I. Valles

Take some dry ramen and throw it in a plastic bag. Add Hot Cheetos, beef jerky bits, beans, Hot Fries, and hot water. Mayonnaise or mustard (if you like that shit). Let it sit. Enjoy. Anything can be lunch in 9th grade. Anything can be anything. Jeffrey, Andrew, Chris, and Jordan are 9th grade boys and they’re trying their absolute best, and the thing about 9th grade is nobody knows what they’re doing. Here they...

Take some dry ramen and throw it in a plastic bag. Add Hot Cheetos, beef jerky bits, beans, Hot Fries, and hot water. Mayonnaise or mustard (if you like that shit). Let it sit. Enjoy. Anything can be lunch in 9th grade. Anything can be anything. Jeffrey, Andrew, Chris, and Jordan are 9th grade boys and they’re trying their absolute best, and the thing about 9th grade is nobody knows what they’re doing. Here they are, at lunch. Here they are, at home. Here they are, together, in 9th grade, hoping they’ll get through it.

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  • Shaun Leisher: Spread

    Finally got to read a play by Valles and wow did this play deliver. It's a moving story of four boys as they try to navigate their 9th grade year. Forces at home and in school push down on them and try to keep them from having a bright future but they dare to dream nonetheless. Loved the moments where these boys are shooting the shit and making fun of each other. I hope this gets produced everywhere. Boys like these characters need help and guidance and this play creates empathy for them.

    Finally got to read a play by Valles and wow did this play deliver. It's a moving story of four boys as they try to navigate their 9th grade year. Forces at home and in school push down on them and try to keep them from having a bright future but they dare to dream nonetheless. Loved the moments where these boys are shooting the shit and making fun of each other. I hope this gets produced everywhere. Boys like these characters need help and guidance and this play creates empathy for them.

  • Abraham Johnson: Spread

    Is there anyone writing like Valles right now? The answer is no! This play is a visceral, tender, twisted love letter to the strange rituals of 9th grade boys and the things they consume. Valles' attention to detail is surgical-- clearly a teacher at heart, but thrillingly unafraid to mine the dark underbellies of 9th-grade boyhood. A wildfire play with totally singular relationships at the front and center. This play gave me goosebumps, broke my heart, and made me a little queasy. Produce this!

    Is there anyone writing like Valles right now? The answer is no! This play is a visceral, tender, twisted love letter to the strange rituals of 9th grade boys and the things they consume. Valles' attention to detail is surgical-- clearly a teacher at heart, but thrillingly unafraid to mine the dark underbellies of 9th-grade boyhood. A wildfire play with totally singular relationships at the front and center. This play gave me goosebumps, broke my heart, and made me a little queasy. Produce this!

Development History

  • Type Workshop, Organization Brown University , Year 2023
  • Type Reading, Organization Brown University , Year 2022

Production History

  • Type Workshop, Organization Brown University , Year 2023