*Brand Spankin' New!*
Once upon a time there was a princess
who fell in love with the seamstress’ daughter.
So her parents had her put to sleep
in the hopes that a prince,
or a duke,
or any kind of male identifying dude, really,
would awaken her with a kiss.
Ten years later, she’s still asleep and knocked up!
(Who came up this stupid plan, anyway?)
Good thing her one true love
(Bronwyn, the seamstress’ daughter, duh)
has finally made her way to the Princess’ bedside
to wake her up
and help her exact revenge on her parents,
her rapist,
and the stupid fecking witch bitch who cast the spell in the first place.

THE PRINCESS AMPERSAND HAS SOME NOTES is a queer love story wrapped in a fairytale and covered in blood.