The Lays of Our Lives

by Kris Thompson

This Soap Opera inspired play finds Charles Ivory in the hospital on his death bed, his devoted wife Virginia close by, and his pregnant lover just around the corner. A surfing son, a questionable doctor, a nanny-on-the-side, a soap empire hanging in the balance...and there might just be some dancing with placentas.

This Soap Opera inspired play finds Charles Ivory in the hospital on his death bed, his devoted wife Virginia close by, and his pregnant lover just around the corner. A surfing son, a questionable doctor, a nanny-on-the-side, a soap empire hanging in the balance...and there might just be some dancing with placentas.

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The Lays of Our Lives

Character Information

  • DOCTOR DOVE
    Nutty physician who absolutely should not be practicing medicine. Wears a white lab coat. Is constantly putting glasses on and off. Plays it straight but is the funniest part of the show.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • BOBBY IVORY
    30s, son of Charles and Lavinia. Heir to the Ivory empire. Surfer dude.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • CHARLES IVORY
    Head of Ivory empire. In hospital with incurable disease.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • LAVINIA IVORY
    Wife of Charles. OVERLY DRAMATIC.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • MARIA
    Sexy Brazilian mistress of Charles, previous Nanny to Bobby.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race
    Character Gender Identity
    Female

Production History

  • Type Community Theater, Organization Cone Man Running Productions, Year 2022