A Battle of Inches

by Dan Perry

It's a day like no other: Percy and Clutch are minding their own business when they stumble upon the oddest of sights: a mysterious length of rope protruding from the ground. Some miles away (who knows how many really?) two other roustabouts, Gant and Nob, survey their own piece of rope, this one dangling from the sky. To pull or not to pull, that is the question! What follows in this absurdist short comedy is a...

It's a day like no other: Percy and Clutch are minding their own business when they stumble upon the oddest of sights: a mysterious length of rope protruding from the ground. Some miles away (who knows how many really?) two other roustabouts, Gant and Nob, survey their own piece of rope, this one dangling from the sky. To pull or not to pull, that is the question! What follows in this absurdist short comedy is a tale of suspicion, fear, pride, and the love of a good parade.

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A Battle of Inches

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  • Rebecca Kane: A Battle of Inches by Dan Perry
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    Funny, engaging, and high energy, Perry's "Battle" would be a stellar addition to any one-act fest lineup, as well as a cool challenge for any director and actor ready to do some awesome prop work. I also smiled every time the scene switched, knowing all characters would have something unpredictable to say or do. It's conflict made fun and absurdism made accessible.

    Funny, engaging, and high energy, Perry's "Battle" would be a stellar addition to any one-act fest lineup, as well as a cool challenge for any director and actor ready to do some awesome prop work. I also smiled every time the scene switched, knowing all characters would have something unpredictable to say or do. It's conflict made fun and absurdism made accessible.

    ”
All roles can be played by actors of any age, race, or gender.

Awards

  • One of six finalists (out of 500+ submissions) for Sixty-Six Productions’ Pages in Paris competition 2026.