The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street

by Christian Cieri

“The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street” is a dark musical comedy that centers around a family of undertakers who are on the brink of losing everything when a rival named Mr. Hughes opens up shop and begins stealing all of their business. Threatened with losing his ancestral home and terrified of becoming the failure his father predicted he would be, Maxim Humoral hatches a devious plot to drum...

“The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street” is a dark musical comedy that centers around a family of undertakers who are on the brink of losing everything when a rival named Mr. Hughes opens up shop and begins stealing all of their business. Threatened with losing his ancestral home and terrified of becoming the failure his father predicted he would be, Maxim Humoral hatches a devious plot to drum up business: killing people for funerals. As the bodies pile up, Maxim's wife Sarah grapples with being overshadowed by the Humoral family legacy and her habit of swiping jewelry from their corpses, his brother Quincy must pay off gangsters over gambling debts or risk losing his life, and his son Robert struggles to win back Maxim's secretary Corrine after his selfishness drives her into the arms of another. Things grow even more complicated for Maxim when Mr. Hughes finds out about his murderous scheme and blackmails him, forcing Maxim to figure out a way out of the mess he's created.

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The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street

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    In the tradition of Little Shop of Horrors or The Addams Family, “The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street” explores the darker side of humanity with laugh out loud humor and songs you'll remember long after the performance ends. While it may be a farce (and greatly succeeds in the genre!), Humoral also asks some deeper questions: how far will people be driven by greed? A guaranteed hit for any theater looking for a comedic new show in their season!

    In the tradition of Little Shop of Horrors or The Addams Family, “The Humoral Funeral Parlor on the Corner of the Street” explores the darker side of humanity with laugh out loud humor and songs you'll remember long after the performance ends. While it may be a farce (and greatly succeeds in the genre!), Humoral also asks some deeper questions: how far will people be driven by greed? A guaranteed hit for any theater looking for a comedic new show in their season!

Character Information

  • Quincy Humoral
    Maxim’s younger brother and in charge of embalming the bodies at the Humoral Parlor. He owes a large sum of money to some fatal gambling “acquaintances”. This is why he goes along with Maxim’s scheme. Vocal Range: Bb3—D4
    Character Age
    30 to 50, younger than Maxim
  • Sarah Humoral
    Maxim’s wife who constantly feels overshadowed by the Humoral family legacy. She has expensive taste and secretly swipes jewelry from the deceased. She wonders if her marriage to Maxim has been worth the financial protection it has provided her. Vocal Range: G3—D5
    Character Age
    40 to 50
  • Maxim Humoral
    A man of great ambition, Maxim is the owner of the parlor and is willing to do anything to get what he needs done. He feels pressured to save the parlor at all costs to protect his family’s legacy. Vocal Range: A3 - G4
    Character Age
    40 to 50
  • Robert Humoral
    The most dramatic and childish young man ever to live, Robert has been handed everything his entire life. When his selfishness drives Corrine into the arms of another man, he becomes willing to do anything to win her back. Vocal Range: Bb3—G4
    Character Age
    20 to 30
  • Corrine LeBlanc
    Maxim’s secretary and in a “secret” relationship with Robert. She is easily flustered and frequently blurts out whatever thought pops into her head. Despite how others perceive her, she is headstrong and unafraid of manipulating people to achieve her goals. Vocal Range: Bb3—A5
    Character Age
    20 to 30
  • Nathaniel Ramsey
    A rich romantic but always slightly anxious, Nathaniel is smitten with Corrine. His charm and money cover up his faults. Vocal Range: C3—F4
    Character Age
    20 to 30
  • Henry Hughes
    A smart, over-the-top businessman and the main thorn in Maxim’s side. His cheaper funeral services steal all of the Humorals’ business and force Maxim to go to extreme lengths. Can go from smiling and charming to harsh in the blink of an eye. Vocal Range: D3—F4
    Character Age
    40 to 60
  • Janet Norcross
    A representative of the Association for Significant Structures, Ms. Norcross is an obstinate woman who is passionate about historic buildings and doesn’t believe the funeral parlor is worthy of becoming a historic landmark. Vocal Range: G3—Bb4
    Character Age
    40 to 70
  • George Crowley
    A murderous bounty hunter for the racetrack Quincy frequents, he is the one in charge of handling Quincy’s gambling debts. His boss allows those with no money left to gamble with their life insurance policies, and when they can no longer pay, Mr. Crowley is the one to collect the collateral.
    Character Age
    30 to 50
  • The Mourners
    The Greek Chorus of the show; they are ever-present and introduce the main characters, along with opening and closing each Act. They take on the roles of Janet Norcross, George Crowley, Nathaniel and Mr. Hughes (optionally), as well as the following characters:

    Mr. Wentworth — A patron of the parlor whose mother—in—law has recently died. Mrs. Turner, Mr. Palmer, and Mrs. Ashman — Would—be patrons of the parlor. Doctor Warner — The town coroner.
    Detective Booker — A detective in town.
    Ms. Hayes — A fellow mortician.
    Electrician, Repairman, and Plumber — Victims of Maxim, Quincy, and Robert.

    The Mourners can be three to five actors, depending on casting needs. For five actors:
    Mourner 1 (Soprano) — Mrs. Turner, Mrs. Ashman, Dr. Warner
    Mourner 2 (Mezzo) — Ms. Norcross, Ms. Hayes
    Mourner 3 (Tenor) — Nathaniel
    Mourner 4 (Baritone) — Mr. Hughes
    Mourner 5 (Bass/Baritone) — Mr. Wentworth, Mr. Palmer, Detective Booker, Mr. Crowley, Electrician, Plumber, Repairman

    If Mr. Hughes and Nathaniel are not being played by members of the Mourners, then casting breakdown for the men is as follows:

    Mourner 3 — Mr. Wentworth, Plumber
    Mourner 4 — Mr. Palmer, Electrician
    Mourner 5 — Detective Booker, Mr. Crowley, Repairman

    The Mourners can also be condensed to three actors, with Mourners 1 and 2 being combined 3 and 5 being combined (Mourner 4 remains unchanged), bringing the total cast down from 10 to 8

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Emerging Artists Theatre's Spark Theatre Festival NYC, Year 2022