A Definitive Ranking of My Closest Friends

by Jay Stalder

A short comedy about a definitely possibly toxic group of six friends, whose time together always seems to end in hurt feelings. They’re nearly out the door for their annual camping trip when a private note is found on the ground. On this small piece of paper are all of their names, ranked.

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A Definitive Ranking of My Closest Friends

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Shaun Leisher: A Definitive Ranking of My Closest Friends by Jay Stalder

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A really funny and short ensemble play. Loved the dynamic of this group of people. Stalder brilliantly creates conflict among this friend group.

A really funny and short ensemble play. Loved the dynamic of this group of people. Stalder brilliantly creates conflict among this friend group.

”
Arthur M Jolly: A Definitive Ranking of My Closest Friends by Jay Stalder

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Wickedly funny, a true ensemble piece that explores the mutable dynamics of friend groups with laser focus and a satirical eye. The play captures the complexity of the characters's relationships with vivid detail, and unmerciless humor. You won't forget Aaron and his closest friends.

Wickedly funny, a true ensemble piece that explores the mutable dynamics of friend groups with laser focus and a satirical eye. The play captures the complexity of the characters's relationships with vivid detail, and unmerciless humor. You won't forget Aaron and his closest friends.

”

Character Information

AARON

Bridget’s best friend

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(he/him)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
BRIDGET

Aaron’s best friend

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(she/her)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
COOPER

dating Drew

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(he/him)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
DREW

dating Cooper

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(she/her)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Female
ELI

another close friend

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(he/him)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Male
FINN

another close friend

Character Age

25

Character Gender Identity

(they/them)
Can be played by:
- Actor Age
  
  20s,
  
  30s
- Actor Gender Identity
  
  Non-binary

Production History

Type Fringe, Organization The Hollywood Fringe Festival, Year 2023

Awards

Festival Winner

The 49th Annual Samuel French Off Off Broadway Short Play Festival

Winner

2024