Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

by Christopher Plumridge and Morey Norkin

In Pie 3.14 This Time It's Piesonal, we see intrepid P.I. John Pie take on his third case, but this time it's personal. Someone wants to murder John Pie, so Pie has to find out who while he is still alive "Because I'm no use to me dead"

A globe trotting Noir comedy drama from those who bought you Pie 1 and Pie 2.

Read if you dare, and have nothing better to do.....

In Pie 3.14 This Time It's Piesonal, we see intrepid P.I. John Pie take on his third case, but this time it's personal. Someone wants to murder John Pie, so Pie has to find out who while he is still alive "Because I'm no use to me dead"

A globe trotting Noir comedy drama from those who bought you Pie 1 and Pie 2.

Read if you dare, and have nothing better to do.....

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Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

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  • Lisa Dellagiarino Feriend: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal ! by Christopher Plumridge and Morey Norkin
    “

    I love following the adventures of PI John Pie. There's such a wonderful spirit of silliness to this, through all the word play and meta jokes. It's so refreshing and delightful to read something that exists purely to entertain. I hope there are many more slices of Pie to come!

    I love following the adventures of PI John Pie. There's such a wonderful spirit of silliness to this, through all the word play and meta jokes. It's so refreshing and delightful to read something that exists purely to entertain. I hope there are many more slices of Pie to come!

    ”
  • Lynn Millar: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal ! by Christopher Plumridge and Morey Norkin
    “

    Here's some profound silliness. Plumridge and Norman seem to think no one would produce - but I would so love to see it. Who would I cast? Maybe actors from my memory. I also need to find the other pies. Favorite line among many - I'm no use to me dead. Also best stage directions ever.

    Here's some profound silliness. Plumridge and Norman seem to think no one would produce - but I would so love to see it. Who would I cast? Maybe actors from my memory. I also need to find the other pies. Favorite line among many - I'm no use to me dead. Also best stage directions ever.

    ”
  • Donald E. Baker: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal ! by Christopher Plumridge and Morey Norkin
    “

    The world didn't know it needed another slice from the case files of Joe Pie, P.I., but it got one anyway and I'm glad. Again Plumridge and Norkin have thrown a mishmash of puns, song lyrics, movie quotes, and meta self-references into their magic script blender and managed to come up with a comedic noir that will keep the reader chuckling, groaning, and guffawing from start to finish. Pi as a number is infinite. With any luck, Pie as a source of theatrical enjoyment will be as well.

    The world didn't know it needed another slice from the case files of Joe Pie, P.I., but it got one anyway and I'm glad. Again Plumridge and Norkin have thrown a mishmash of puns, song lyrics, movie quotes, and meta self-references into their magic script blender and managed to come up with a comedic noir that will keep the reader chuckling, groaning, and guffawing from start to finish. Pi as a number is infinite. With any luck, Pie as a source of theatrical enjoyment will be as well.

    ”
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Character Information

Characters: (Doubling possible.)

P.I. John Pie. Ex-cop turned private investigator. Sharp, wise, tired, stubbly chin, wears a fedora etc
Lily: John Pie’s ex-wife. Wise, sharp, took Pie to the cleaners, and back again because she got the washing machine in the divorce.
Barmaid: Cockney, busty, doesn’t give out drinks for free.
Cockney Chick: Another Cockney. Speaks in Cockney Rhyming Slang, translations available.
Scott ‘Pop’ Sickles: Big in Freezers. Chilling and Frosty. Friends with Ice Cube, but that’s not important right now.
Movie Madam: An ex-starlet, big in movies once, now just big in Movie Quotes.
John the Busser: Used to give out drinks for free, got sacked, went down for the Moider of Maxwell, hey, did you even read the first two episodes?
Joan Addabar: John the Bussers wife, goes by the name of Jude, Judy Jude, nah nah nah nanana nah.
Owner: Bar owner. Probably a bit annoyed at only having two lines in this instalment.
  • John Pie P.I.
    Ex-cop turned private investigator. Sharp, wise, tired, stubbly chin, wears a fedora etc
    30-60 ish
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male