It's time to go to men's group. In men's group we sit in a circle and talk about our feelings. This is important. Your feelings are important. It's a wonderful place, men's group. You may cry. You may say all your secret feelings about women. You will be taught what it is to be a real man.

Five men go to men's group to be taught how to be a proper man—by a woman. Fortunately, gender isn't real.