Duck, Duck, Grey Goose

by Greta Mae Geiser

Laurel and Kostya, Minnesotan transplants living in Chicago, find their engagement threatened by reunions with old friends and resurrections of old ghosts. Meanwhile, Hope, Foster, and Verity fight for connection and purpose amid isolation. A study of Love, Grief, and Minnesota Nice.

Laurel and Kostya, Minnesotan transplants living in Chicago, find their engagement threatened by reunions with old friends and resurrections of old ghosts. Meanwhile, Hope, Foster, and Verity fight for connection and purpose amid isolation. A study of Love, Grief, and Minnesota Nice.

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Duck, Duck, Grey Goose

Character Information

  • Laurel
    A dreamy woman struggling to grieve the violence in her past. Head-over-heels for her fiancé, Kostya, even when she doesn’t act like it.
    Mid-Late 20s
    Cis female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Woman,
      Non-binary
  • Kostya
    A wedding planner with a head full of facts and a heart of gold. He would do anything for Laurel — as long as she asks.
    Mid-Late 20s
    Cis male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Man,
      Non-binary
  • Foster
    A former artist-turned-art teacher. Ivy's older sibling. In their perpetual search for connection, love, and a purpose, the only things they’ve really connected with are morphine and vodka.
    Late 20s - Early 30s
    Non-binary
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Non-binary
  • Hope
    A neurotic women’s health nurse practitioner. Prone to violence and interested in Marina Abramović, Kostya, Kostya, and… Kostya.
    Mid-Late 20s
    Cis female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Woman,
      Non-binary
  • Ivy
    A bridal fashion designer, Laurel’s best friend, and Foster’s sister. Her romantic ideals sometimes get in the way of her genuine relationships.
    Mid-Late 20s
    Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Woman,
      Non-binary

Development History

  • Reading, The Factory Theater, 2025