SPATSY KLOTZ (full length)

FULL LENGTH: A wild ride. Thirteen-year-old Spatsy Klotz learns about sex by breaking into the homes of her neighbors. Heart-breaking, hilarious, outrageously creative - if I do say so - you will never encounter any play like this.

NOTE: This is the full-length, six-character version of the play that began as SPATSY KLOTZ (monologue). Narration is interspersed with dialogue. Strange new corridors of the...

FULL LENGTH: A wild ride. Thirteen-year-old Spatsy Klotz learns about sex by breaking into the homes of her neighbors. Heart-breaking, hilarious, outrageously creative - if I do say so - you will never encounter any play like this.

NOTE: This is the full-length, six-character version of the play that began as SPATSY KLOTZ (monologue). Narration is interspersed with dialogue. Strange new corridors of the imagination are opened up in the reader/audience mind.

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SPATSY KLOTZ (full length)

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  • Aly Kantor: SPATSY KLOTZ (full length)

    I think Charles Scott Jones might be one of the most fearless, irreverent playwrights around. This piece is a perfect calling card for his brand of subtle, spectacular, character-driven wit. The voices in this piece are singular, capable of making you laugh and breaking your heart, sometimes within a single page. He is bold enough to trust the intrinsic theatricality of a direct-address story, and it's magical. How can a play be simultaneously wholly original and nostalgic? Read to find out!

    I think Charles Scott Jones might be one of the most fearless, irreverent playwrights around. This piece is a perfect calling card for his brand of subtle, spectacular, character-driven wit. The voices in this piece are singular, capable of making you laugh and breaking your heart, sometimes within a single page. He is bold enough to trust the intrinsic theatricality of a direct-address story, and it's magical. How can a play be simultaneously wholly original and nostalgic? Read to find out!

  • Kim E. Ruyle: SPATSY KLOTZ (full length)

    Spatsy Klotz is an oddly endearing 13-year-old who takes us on a wild reckless journey from tomato patch to a voyeuristic home invasion and subsequent hilarious awkward “apology.” The play is full of surprises – hilarious, sensual, and moving. Perhaps the biggest surprise of all is that in the end, it’s a love story. The characters are brilliantly crafted and the storytelling is superb. Jones is right when he says you’ll never read a play like this. Do yourself a favor. Read Spatsy Klotz!

    Spatsy Klotz is an oddly endearing 13-year-old who takes us on a wild reckless journey from tomato patch to a voyeuristic home invasion and subsequent hilarious awkward “apology.” The play is full of surprises – hilarious, sensual, and moving. Perhaps the biggest surprise of all is that in the end, it’s a love story. The characters are brilliantly crafted and the storytelling is superb. Jones is right when he says you’ll never read a play like this. Do yourself a favor. Read Spatsy Klotz!

  • Donald Loftus: SPATSY KLOTZ (full length)

    Spatsy Klotz by Charles Scott Jones is a daring, provocative, and stylistically inventive coming-of-age play that pulses with raw theatrical energy. Blending narration and action with a bold, almost hallucinatory voice, it captures adolescent curiosity and rebellion with striking originality. Darkly funny and unsettling, the piece pushes boundaries while offering a vivid, unforgettable portrait of a young mind in formation.

    Spatsy Klotz by Charles Scott Jones is a daring, provocative, and stylistically inventive coming-of-age play that pulses with raw theatrical energy. Blending narration and action with a bold, almost hallucinatory voice, it captures adolescent curiosity and rebellion with striking originality. Darkly funny and unsettling, the piece pushes boundaries while offering a vivid, unforgettable portrait of a young mind in formation.

SPATSY KLOTZ: 13, feral, erotic burglar
COLE DUBERRY: 13, neighbor, an imagination
LYDIA LIPPERT: 13, neighbor, popular in school
HADLEY LIPPERT: 40s, LYDIA’S mother
BERNARD LIPPERT: 40s, LYDIA’S father
RALPH KLOTZ: 40s, SPATSY’S father

IMPORTANT: THE TEENAGERS (SPATSY, DUBERRY, LYDIA) CAN BE PLAYED BY MATURE ADULTS, WHO COME OFF NATURALLY – WITHOUT AFFECTATION - AS ADOLESCENTS.