The Two Gentlemen of Pomona (or The Great Dorm Turkey Experiment)

Two Pomona freshmen hatch a plan to raise a dorm turkey and harvest it for Thanksgiving. But somewhere between scheme and slaughter, Bird Reynolds becomes their emotional support turkey, forcing them to explain, in half-Shakespearean, half-terminally-online language, how dinner turned into something more.

Two Pomona freshmen hatch a plan to raise a dorm turkey and harvest it for Thanksgiving. But somewhere between scheme and slaughter, Bird Reynolds becomes their emotional support turkey, forcing them to explain, in half-Shakespearean, half-terminally-online language, how dinner turned into something more.

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The Two Gentlemen of Pomona (or The Great Dorm Turkey Experiment)

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  • Arthur M Jolly: The Two Gentlemen of Pomona (or The Great Dorm Turkey Experiment)

    One of the hands down funniest scripts ever. I saw this one at the Valdez Theatre Conference Fringe Festival, and then reached out to Jesse for the script after seeing it. This is one worth reading just for the extensive footnotes, which an audience - tickled to death by the two college doofi wrangling a recalcitrant turkey - wouldn't even get to appreciate. "Then wherefore you tripping?" indeed.

    One of the hands down funniest scripts ever. I saw this one at the Valdez Theatre Conference Fringe Festival, and then reached out to Jesse for the script after seeing it. This is one worth reading just for the extensive footnotes, which an audience - tickled to death by the two college doofi wrangling a recalcitrant turkey - wouldn't even get to appreciate. "Then wherefore you tripping?" indeed.

Character Information

  • Hunter
    A college freshman
    Character Age
    18-21
  • Jayden
    Character Age
    18-21
  • Bird Reynolds
    A turkey
    Character Age
    ANY