Perfecting the Kiss: a mockumentary for the stage

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In this "Noises Off for Off-Off," a stage manager presents a dramatic recreation of her traumatizing previous production during which she was secretly attracted to playwright Harvest Carruthers who in turn became attracted to the sweet, sexy, and tremendously untalented Jonah "Buck" Jackson who himself developed a crush on director Edwina O'Halloran who is only doing this very bad gay play...

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In this "Noises Off for Off-Off," a stage manager presents a dramatic recreation of her traumatizing previous production during which she was secretly attracted to playwright Harvest Carruthers who in turn became attracted to the sweet, sexy, and tremendously untalented Jonah "Buck" Jackson who himself developed a crush on director Edwina O'Halloran who is only doing this very bad gay play to prove that the actor who rejected her romantic overtures, Mike Porter, did so because he's gay thereby enabling her to cope with his rejection. The result is a hilariously catastrophic series of clashing egos and romantic misalliances.

75 minutes, no intermission

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Perfecting the Kiss: a mockumentary for the stage

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  • Morey Norkin: Perfecting the Kiss: a mockumentary for the stage

    What a riot! This farce will clearly delight the theatre-savvy crowd with its hilarious take on the first reading of a new play and the unfolding romances/longings/rejections/misperceptions that permeate the rehearsal period. Of course, it will also delight a much broader audience because it is just so funny! Scott Sickles is clearly a master of the mockumentary genre.

    What a riot! This farce will clearly delight the theatre-savvy crowd with its hilarious take on the first reading of a new play and the unfolding romances/longings/rejections/misperceptions that permeate the rehearsal period. Of course, it will also delight a much broader audience because it is just so funny! Scott Sickles is clearly a master of the mockumentary genre.

  • Brenton Kniess: Perfecting the Kiss: a mockumentary for the stage

    Sickles writes an outrageously gut bustlingly hilarious play! I’m typically not a fan of the play within a play genre, but Sickles truly creates an absurdist atmosphere that makes the laughs land and the characters so interesting to follow. This play is calling to be staged and with the help of a talented director and cast with great comedic timing, this will be an absolute crowd pleaser!

    Sickles writes an outrageously gut bustlingly hilarious play! I’m typically not a fan of the play within a play genre, but Sickles truly creates an absurdist atmosphere that makes the laughs land and the characters so interesting to follow. This play is calling to be staged and with the help of a talented director and cast with great comedic timing, this will be an absolute crowd pleaser!

  • Alice Josephs: Perfecting the Kiss: a mockumentary for the stage

    That production linchpin, the stage manager, narrates this farce, designated by the playwright a ‘mockumentary’ in this ‘Our Town’ of the theatrical world. Skewering the hierarchical and sexual politics (and chaotic twists and turns), the playwright skilfully paces an intrically structured piece of unrequited passion and vaulting ambition in a cat’s cradle of cast, crew, director and writer, swirling egos and insecurities. Curtain up on an ensemble piece of technical precision escalating the excruciating misunderstandings and the laughs!

    That production linchpin, the stage manager, narrates this farce, designated by the playwright a ‘mockumentary’ in this ‘Our Town’ of the theatrical world. Skewering the hierarchical and sexual politics (and chaotic twists and turns), the playwright skilfully paces an intrically structured piece of unrequited passion and vaulting ambition in a cat’s cradle of cast, crew, director and writer, swirling egos and insecurities. Curtain up on an ensemble piece of technical precision escalating the excruciating misunderstandings and the laughs!

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Character Information

  • Stage Manager
    referred to by the actress’s name; a stage manager by trade; she is recalling the traumatizing experience of a recent production; she is secretly attracted to…
    Character Age
    20s/30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Harvest Carruthers
    the playwright; touchy and temperamental; gay and homophobic; a lofty, pretentious writer; a vulnerable, lonely man; secretly attracted to…
    Character Age
    30s-50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Jonah "Buck" Jackson
    boyishly handsome; in great physical shape; outgoing and gregarious; has an exuberant acting style (not good); politely direct, but awkward with women; secretly attracted to…
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Edwina O'Halloran
    the director; has no idea that she’s attractive and her wardrobe emphasizes comfort over allure; brilliant in the rehearsal room and oblivious to anyone who might be romantically interested; she harbors feelings for her best pal…
    Character Age
    30s-40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Mike Porter
    an actor; friendly but very low-key, both personally and in his acting style; comfortably masculine, he’s also gay and in the closet; he is also secretly attracted to BUCK.
    Or is he?
    Character Age
    20s/30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male

Development History

  • Type Workshop, Organization WorkShop Theater Company/Mind the Gap Theatre, Year 2002
  • Type Reading, Organization WorkShop Theater Company, Year 2001
  • Type Reading, Organization Mind the Gap Theatre, Year 2001

Production History

  • Type University, Organization Temple Theaters Side Stage , Year 2023
  • Type Fringe, Organization Capital Fringe, Year 2018
  • Type Fringe, Organization Mind the Gap Theatre/YouBlinked Productions, Year 2017
  • Type Fringe, Organization WorkShop Theater Company/Mind the Gap Theatre, Year 2003