One Act: Two story archetypes, Damsel-in-Distress and Sassy Rom-Com Best Friend, find themselves transported to an impersonal rehab center, devoid of any other characters, wherein instructions are transmitted via a disembodied voice. They discover they have been sent to rehab due to them misbehaving during stories, primarily because they are bored with the cliched story tropes in which they must endure. Damsel wants to rescue herself, and Sassy wants to stop being the supportive best friend and lead her own life.

They must decide whether to accept the terms of their rehab, or rebel against the constraints of their existence.