The Magnificent Olympic Games by Kris Thompson

After the years of injustice of being shunned by the international sports community, competitive lovemaking has finally taken its place in the 2026 Winter Olympics.
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Character Information

  • Mary Bouchard
    30s,
    Any
    ,
    Female
    French Sports commentator with French accent
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s, 40s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female
  • Seth Cunningham
    30s,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    American Sports commentator
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s, 40s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Kacie Adams
    20s-30s,
    Any
    ,
    Female
    Female member of the American Competitive Love-making team
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female
  • Cameron Banks
    20s-30s,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    Male member of the American Competitive Love-making team
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Juwawo Nkomo
    20s-30s,
    Black/Zimbabwean
    ,
    Male
    Male member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Cameron Banks
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Black, African, Caribbean, or African American
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Cara Coventry
    20s-30s,
    Black/Zimbabwean
    ,
    Female
    Female member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Kacie Adams
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Black, African, Caribbean, or African American
    • Gender: 
      Female
  • Off Stage Voice
    Any age,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    Male voice; Can be performed by Cameron Banks
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any adult age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Flash Back Guy
    Any age,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    Male; Can be double cast as Cameron Banks
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any adult age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Flash Back Gal
    Any age,
    Any
    ,
    Female
    Female; Can be double cast as Kacie Adams
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any adult age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female

Production History

  • Community Theater
    ,
    Cone Man Running - The Beacon Theatre
    ,
    2017

Awards

Winner
,
Best Use of Genre (Sports)
,
Cone Man Running
,
2017