We're Just Redoing The Kitchen

When 19-year-old professional athlete Skyler sustains a career-threatening injury, she’s forced to move back to her parents’ home - which they’re renovating with cash from Skyler’s endorsement deals. There’s a disembodied hand taking the kitchen apart as everyone tries to eat breakfast, there’s never any yogurt, and Barbara Walters isn’t even on the View anymore. The family tries to find things to cling to that...
When 19-year-old professional athlete Skyler sustains a career-threatening injury, she’s forced to move back to her parents’ home - which they’re renovating with cash from Skyler’s endorsement deals. There’s a disembodied hand taking the kitchen apart as everyone tries to eat breakfast, there’s never any yogurt, and Barbara Walters isn’t even on the View anymore. The family tries to find things to cling to that aren’t each other as everything around them literally crumbles.
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We're Just Redoing The Kitchen

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  • SMJ .:
    18 Jul. 2023
    In one of my favorite plays, Maddie does a remarkable job with balancing the absurd and the brutally realistic. The Yogurt. The View. The Hands. They will stick with me forever. Must be produced immediately.
  • Nick Malakhow:
    7 Jun. 2023
    A hilarious, theatrical piece that is original in form and content. The core familial relationship in this play is nuanced, human, and funny--the humor all coming organically from Skyler, Helen, and Dave's conflicting needs and wants. Loved how the absurdity around the theatricalization of the renovations mirrored the tensions and attempts to come together by the family. I also appreciated the narratives present here that aren't often given a place in theater--namely, women in sports and the social and personal expectations related to that. I'm eager to follow this play's developmental trajectory!
  • Aly Kantor:
    31 May. 2023
    This engaging, highly theatrical piece straddles the line between absurdism, magical realism, and metaphor to create a dynamic picture of an exceptional family in crisis. We've all heard stories about an athlete who gets injured and has to rethink everything about their future. The genius in this script is that, after a period of struggle, the athlete is more or less okay. Instead, this piece is about her parents and what they lost (or, more aptly, what is left) when they believed their sacrifices amounted to nothing. It's creative, compelling, and full of visually exciting surprises! A genuinely original play!

Character Information

  • Skyler
    19-20,
    woman
    An injured professional athlete living with her parents.
  • Dave
    Mid-40s,
    Man
    Skyler's father, married to Helen. An academic. A straightforward person, he believes.
  • Helen
    Mid-40s,
    woman
    Skyler's mother, married to Dave. A former athlete, now a teacher/coach.
  • Voices
    Voice of the Hand, a person who is working on the family's kitchen; Voice in
    Phone, a meditation app; a nurse; a therapist; a producer at The View; Voice of Barbara Walters; and Voice of Joy Behar.
  • Jim
    Middle-aged
    A sportscaster. Kind of a dick but not violently so.
  • Bill
    Middle-aged
    A sportscaster. The less dicky of the two but still a sportscaster.

Development History

  • Reading
    ,
    INKubator Playwrights Cohort, Art House Productions (residency and reading)
    ,
    2021
  • Reading
    ,
    National Theater Institute
    ,
    2019

Awards

Second Rounder, Playwriting Competition
,
Austin Film Festival
,
2021