DENNIS KIRKLAND: M, 40s, a filmmaker and theatre artist.
HARVEY LEPORELLO: M, 40s, his nerdish confidante and manager.
CORUM DIAMOND: M, 30s, a playwright.
FRANKLIN GABRIEL: M, 20s, a wacky rakish actor. Something appealingly feral about him.
JOSH EPSTEIN: M, 20S, a more full-figured, bro-y actor, Franklin’s frequent costar.
SCOTT PITTS: M, 20s, a prettyboy actor, somewhat new to Hollywood; friends with Franklin and Josh.
CHORUS: M, any age, 6 to 20 nearly-naked men who will play ACTORS in the play-in-a-play, as well as all the other roles: CLERK, KEVIN, CHRISTY, ALONSO, MATT, BOBBY, JOEY, LENNY, TIM, CURT, JACK, WOODY, RODNEY, KYLE, STEVEN, CHELSEA, CLINT, DAVE, WILLIAM, DONNA, BASIL, CLIVE, CHORUS LEADER