- Dubs17,,AnyAny genderA love-sick high school senior.
- Kale17,,AnyAny genderDubs’ friend. Desperate to start her adult life. Bails Dubs out of trouble a lot.
- Bash17,,AnyAny genderTried drama for the first time his senior year. Got the lead. Punches people in the shoulder.
- Laze16,,AnyAny genderHigh school junior. Also a genius but with test-taking anxiety.
- Crue17,,AnyAny genderGraduate of the Rising Stars Dance Academy. Star of the drama program
- Egg16,,AnyAny genderA high school junior. Also, a genius.
- Principal WolfMiddle-aged,,AnyAny genderA cringey high-school principal
- Ms. GrettMiddle-aged,,AnyAny genderA high-strung drama teacher
- Older DubsMiddle-aged, Array,Same gender as the actor playing DubsThe middle-aged version of Dubs
- Older KaleMiddle-aged, Array,Same gender as the actor playing KaleThe middle-aged version of Kale
- EnsembleTeens,,AnyAny genderThe ensemble can be as few as two people and as many as eight. They play a variety of characters such as Morelli and Porridge (characters from the play-within-the-play) doppelgangers of Dubs and Kale and various cavemen.