Ding Dong! Sing Song! by J. Merrill Motz

So Nana is turning 95, or you feel like quitting your job, or maybe propose to your girlfriend at prom. Call the ding-dong who sings songs! He'll sing your greetings for you perfectly, or maybe not, guaranteed!

The ding-dong who sings songs will dress up.
The ding-dong who sings songs will dress down.
He will twist & shout,
He will shake it all about,
He will...
So Nana is turning 95, or you feel like quitting your job, or maybe propose to your girlfriend at prom. Call the ding-dong who sings songs! He'll sing your greetings for you perfectly, or maybe not, guaranteed!

The ding-dong who sings songs will dress up.
The ding-dong who sings songs will dress down.
He will twist & shout,
He will shake it all about,
He will bust a move
And rock a groove.

He may, if he feels like it, even deliver your specialized custom telegram message...the way he wants to, anyway.

But he will, definitely, NOT take your "unsophisticated" opinions and disagreements on his "art".

And he will, definitely, talk about all you Philistines on his podcast.
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Character Information

GRAHAM, M, 30s, "the ding dong who sings songs"

Dancing should be added to any and all "singing telegram" scenes, so the role can get quite exhausting, especially since Graham is on stage the entire show. Stay hydrated! Also, the worse Graham is at singing and/or dancing, the better.

  • Graham
    30s,
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s, 40s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male

Production History

  • Fringe
    ,
    Minnesota Fringe Festival
    ,
    2015