THE GROOM'S A FAG; THE BRIDE'S A CUNT; THE BEST MAN'S A WHORE; AND THE MAIDEN OF HONOR (JUST) HUNG HERSELF IN THE CLOSET

Daniel is pretty gay, but he’s marrying Nora. Nora is a virgin that wants her wedding-night to be a magical odyssey of sexual awakening. Shit gets fucked up at the Bachelor Party. Shit gets even more fucked up at the Bachelorette Party. And the wedding is the biggest shit-show of them all.

A song, a dance, an image, a poem all wrapped inside a sloppy-overstuffed burrito of a play about...
Daniel is pretty gay, but he’s marrying Nora. Nora is a virgin that wants her wedding-night to be a magical odyssey of sexual awakening. Shit gets fucked up at the Bachelor Party. Shit gets even more fucked up at the Bachelorette Party. And the wedding is the biggest shit-show of them all.

A song, a dance, an image, a poem all wrapped inside a sloppy-overstuffed burrito of a play about glamping, hookers, cocaine, ghosts from our past, Emma Stone, the Easter bunny, hauntings, and the horrors of commitment.
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THE GROOM'S A FAG; THE BRIDE'S A CUNT; THE BEST MAN'S A WHORE; AND THE MAIDEN OF HONOR (JUST) HUNG HERSELF IN THE CLOSET

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  • Cheryl Bear:
    20 Aug. 2020
    As the wedding brings a world of things to the surface, we engage in an exploration of truth and identity that reveals a great deal about human nature. Theatrically strong, very fun and well done!
  • Nick Malakhow:
    25 Apr. 2020
    An absolute genre-bending blast that is so much more than the sum of its parts. I wholeheartedly love the theatrical world Walker establishes here that feels like satire, brutalism, horror, and magical realism had a love child. The piece explores identity, the challenges of living one's truth in heteronormative-patriarchal structures, trauma aftermath, and so many other issues and ideas using lyrical poetry, totally hilarious and profane pitch-black comedy, creative movement, and some strategically-timed gut punches throughout. I would love to see this realized onstage--it is absolutely a piece that is meant to be theatricalized.
  • Julie Zaffarano:
    14 Nov. 2018
    The title of this play cries sensationalism, but this play is so much more. Walker shows the deep emotions of the characters that drive them to actions beyond their control. A fascinating human study.