The Squirrel Plays: Infestation, Compensation, Eradication

by Mia McCullough

Depending on one's perspective the Squirrel Plays are three movements on a theme or three acts of one play, but the latter two plays cannot exist without the previous ones and they are intended to be presented as one evening of theatre.

Infestation or The Play About the Squirrel

Tom and Sarah don’t want squirrels. They’re not like, “Maybe someday.” They really don’t want squirrels. Squirrels don’t suit their...

Depending on one's perspective the Squirrel Plays are three movements on a theme or three acts of one play, but the latter two plays cannot exist without the previous ones and they are intended to be presented as one evening of theatre.

Infestation or The Play About the Squirrel

Tom and Sarah don’t want squirrels. They’re not like, “Maybe someday.” They really don’t want squirrels. Squirrels don’t suit their lifestyle and it’s in the pre-nup, but when they discover a squirrel trapped in the attic of their new home they have very different responses to this unplanned...situation. A look at abortion through metaphor, Infestation is a one-act play with one Man, one Wife, and an “Exterminator.”

Compensation

The extermination bill for their unplanned squirrel is outrageous. Tom doesn’t want to pay it. Sarah wants to forget it ever happened. Instead of respecting Sarah’s wishes, Tom tries to convince the neighborhood association that they should subsidize the cost of local exterminations leading to unpleasant debate, airing of dirty laundry, strained relations with the neighbors, and ultimately a rift in their marriage. A reflection on the use of public funds for abortion, Compensation is a one-act companion piece to Infestation.

Eradication

Already strained relations with the neighbors get worse when the Alderman goes on a shooting spree killing several — mostly black — squirrels in the neighbor’s yard. Then animal control manages to kill a couple more. Tom and Sarah find their relationship mending as they band together to oppose the neighborhood bigotry, and join the new movement to reduce gun violence and eliminate abuses perpetrated by animal control.
An exploration of how guilt and good intentions can lead liberal whites down a very patronizing and unhelpful path, Eradication is a companion piece to Infestation and Compensation.

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  • Cheryl Bear: The Squirrel Plays: Infestation, Compensation, Eradication

    A great metaphor for a complex range of issues a couple finds themselves grappling with. Perceptive and well done!

    A great metaphor for a complex range of issues a couple finds themselves grappling with. Perceptive and well done!

  • Unicorn Theatre: The Squirrel Plays: Infestation, Compensation, Eradication

    This play was a FINALIST for the 2017-2018 In-Progress New Play Reading Series at Unicorn Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri. It is our pleasure to support THE SQUIRREL PLAYS: INFESTATION, COMPENSATION, ERADICATION.

    This play was a FINALIST for the 2017-2018 In-Progress New Play Reading Series at Unicorn Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri. It is our pleasure to support THE SQUIRREL PLAYS: INFESTATION, COMPENSATION, ERADICATION.

  • Hallie Palladino: The Squirrel Plays: Infestation, Compensation, Eradication

    These absurdist comedies about squirrel problems are a hilarious metaphor for social issues ranging from class to race to gun violence. A timely dark comedy about middle class liberal hypocrisy.

    These absurdist comedies about squirrel problems are a hilarious metaphor for social issues ranging from class to race to gun violence. A timely dark comedy about middle class liberal hypocrisy.

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Ecelectic Theatre Company, Year 2017
  • Type Reading, Organization Agency Theater Collective, Year 2015
  • Type Reading, Organization Red Fern Theatre, NY, Year 2015
  • Type Reading, Organization Chicago Dramatists, Year 2014

Production History

  • Type Fringe, Organization RhinoFest (only Infestation, the first "act" was presented), Year 2007
  • Type Fringe, Organization Wandsworth Fringe Festival, Year 2018
  • Type Fringe, Organization Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Year 2018
  • Type Professional, Year 2023