Yuletide Shakedown by Peter Fenton

FULL-LENGTH HOLIDAY COMEDY. She's a village school teacher. He's the son of Santa and Mayor Claus. When an otherwise festive romantic comedy plot unfolds, a blackmail scandal in Santa's Workshop turns the peaceful North Pole upside down during Mrs. Claus's re-election campaign for Mayor. Narrated by a sassy talking Snowman. Family-friendly holiday satire.
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Character Information

This play can be played by a cast of 8 if SANTA doubles as EBENEZER, MAUREEN doubles as GRANNY, and the townspeople lines are generally divided between the actors for IDALYNN and SCHYLER, with some given to SANTA/EBENEZER and MAUREEN/GRANNY. All roles are open to any ethnicity.

  • The Snowman
    Any,
    Any
    ,
    Any
    This role is to be played as a puppet. No need to hide the puppeteer. The Snowman is a spunky, interactive narrator telling the story at the North Pole as a send-up of the narrator in Rudolph.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Any gender
  • Mitchell Claus
    26-30,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    The young urban professional son of Santa and Mrs. Claus, who works as their publicist. He's straightlaced and organized, sometimes missing the forest for the trees.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Daisy Scarlett
    26-30,
    Any
    ,
    Female
    The warm, ambitious village schoolteacher at the North Pole who dreams of someday opening her own school. She has trouble being an inconvenience and wants to be supportive of Mitchell's problems in life while navigating her own difficulties.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female
  • IdaLynn Marble
    26-30,
    Any
    ,
    Female, Non-binary
    Santa Claus' executive assistant who is fiercely loyal and crafty. IdaLynn is fixing up a new house for her and her fiancé as they plan the wedding. This role is written female, but could easily be played as non-binary or genderfluid.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female, Non-binary
  • Romulus Wolf
    40s,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    The cold, calculating political strategist for Ebenezer Whitfield's campaign. A charming slimeball. In many ways, Wolf is a mirror to Mitchell Claus in both personality and role in the story with a sleeker presentation.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      30s, 40s, 50s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Santa Claus/Ebenezer Whitfield
    60s,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    Santa Claus is a benevolent philanthropist who has had to make some tough decisions behind closed doors to keep up with a growing global population. Ultimately, he means well and wants to keep up the illusion of being magic to everyone in the world—including his own family. Santa Claus doubles as Ebenezer Whitfield, the hokey rancher challenging Maureen Gaines Claus for her seat as Mayor of the North Pole.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      50s, 60s, 70s+
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male
  • Maureen Gaines Claus/Granny Scarlett
    60s,
    Any
    ,
    Female
    The pantsuit politician and long-serving Mayor of the North Pole seeking re-election. While the rest of the world only knows about Santa Claus, Maureen and Santa are the power couple of the North Pole, ruling over both the public and private sectors with a benevolent eye. Maureen doubles as Granny Scarlett, the neurotic grandmother of Daisy and IdaLynn who is paranoid about her home being broken into after hearing recent news reports.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      50s, 60s, 70s+
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Female
  • Schyler Hines
    26-30,
    Any
    ,
    Male
    The hot newscaster for the local channel at the North Pole. He's not particularly bright or a good journalist, but he certainly is nice to look at.
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      20s, 30s
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Male