EMMA JAMES - F, early 40s, trying to balance work and life
INNER EMMA - F, her mercurial guiding voice, slightly younger, less competent or more extreme than EMMA
Also plays
VAL - F, an employee in hell, from HR, always lies
XANDER MANDER - M, everyone else
BARISTA - Xander, the alternately friendly, quixotic and beleaguered tattooed, pierced, poetry-writing neighborhood barista
HUSBAND - Emma’s husband, blunt, effusive, attractive, never seen
DOCTOR - a veterinary doctor, does not treat humans
THE DEVIL - solicitous, eager to please, eager to leave
BRYCE - recent Ivy league graduate, perpetually overqualified
GAME SHOW
HOST - a charismatic golden aging celebrity with the precision of Alex Trebek
NUTELLA - F/NB, the receptionist in hell