The Mystery of Biology Monthly by
Editors Mike, Emma, and Dianne have put up with a lot—losing holidays, rising health care costs—but this is the last straw. Someone at Biology Monthly has been putting used coffee stirrers back into the cup of unused ones! Who is the culprit? Seat-pissers, poo-handers, and all-around batshit crazy coworkers abound, and everyone is a suspect.