The last two Jews of Kabul live together in the last synagogue of Kabul, and though they hate one another they decide to write their own Torah to replace the one stolen by the Taliban, what follows are debates about masturbation, lesbians, and eating animals not mentioned in the Torah. In the streets the Taliban deal in violence. Inside the synagogue Ishaq and Zeblyan deal in slapstick, and in their debates the vulgar and sacred meet, and yet, this too, is Torah.

Two Jews Walk into a War by Seth Rozin received a National New Play Network Rolling World Premiere. The partnering NNPN Member Theaters were Florida Stage (Manalapan), Playwrights Theatre of New Jersey (Madison), and New Jersey Repertory Theatre (Long Branch).

Two stubborn old men with very different approaches to faith have to work together for a larger purpose. Set up almost as a vaudeville double-act, but with bullet ricochets instead of rim-shots. Very funny, and very moving at the end.