WAYS TO BE HAPPY

by David Lee White

Several years after the country falls under the sway of criminal corruption, Maddie (a former activist turned convenience store clerk) finds herself stuck in her dead-end job, without hope and unable to move forward. When a gun-toting convenience store burglar convinces her to embrace the new America and turn to crime, Maddie embarks on a surreal journey involving a punk rocker, an philandering academic, a...

Several years after the country falls under the sway of criminal corruption, Maddie (a former activist turned convenience store clerk) finds herself stuck in her dead-end job, without hope and unable to move forward. When a gun-toting convenience store burglar convinces her to embrace the new America and turn to crime, Maddie embarks on a surreal journey involving a punk rocker, an philandering academic, a former child actor and a man in a giant penguin suit. WAYS TO BE HAPPY is a post-Trumpian comedy about rediscovering hope when you're surrounded by insanity.

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WAYS TO BE HAPPY

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  • Cheryl Bear: WAYS TO BE HAPPY by David Lee White
    “

    When hope is lost, Maddie goes on a hilarious journey to rediscover hope in an insane world. Well done!

    When hope is lost, Maddie goes on a hilarious journey to rediscover hope in an insane world. Well done!

    ”
  • Ignition Arts: WAYS TO BE HAPPY by David Lee White
    “

    A quirky romp from the depressing Stop n' Run to Peter Penguinland, home of eternal happiness. A hopeful black comedy marked by White's emblematic dark humor, quixotic characters, and relentless optimism.

    A quirky romp from the depressing Stop n' Run to Peter Penguinland, home of eternal happiness. A hopeful black comedy marked by White's emblematic dark humor, quixotic characters, and relentless optimism.

    ”
  • Michele Aldin Kushner: WAYS TO BE HAPPY by David Lee White
    “

    David Lee White's technique is impeccable and his comedy hysterical. It's unusual to find a play that adheres as well to traditional structure but employs quirky, modern sensibilities. This whirlwind, comedic crime adventure is a wonderfully strange love story - with introspective characters we think we know - but get to learn so much more about. And of course there's a penguin suit.

    David Lee White's technique is impeccable and his comedy hysterical. It's unusual to find a play that adheres as well to traditional structure but employs quirky, modern sensibilities. This whirlwind, comedic crime adventure is a wonderfully strange love story - with introspective characters we think we know - but get to learn so much more about. And of course there's a penguin suit.

    ”

Character Information

  • Peter Penguin
    A man in a giant Penguin costume. Peter Penguin is a popular children’s icon. Don’t you remember? Played by the same actor that plays Barry.
    Middle-aged
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      50s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male
  • Maddie
    Works at a Run ‘n Go. Used to be a political activist. Never finished her thesis.
    30s-40s
    Any
    Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      30s,
      40s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • Doreen
    Doesn’t smoke anymore so get off her back about it.
    70s
    Any
    Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      60s,
      70s+
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • Charly
    Robs convenience stores
    30s-40s
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      30s,
      40s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male
  • Longhofer
    Media Studies professor. Dates his students. Collects comic books.
    50s
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      40s,
      50s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male
  • Claire
    College student. Punk musician. Dresses in black. Totally loves death.
    20s
    Any
    Presents Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female,
      Non-binary
  • Barry
    Used to be a child actor. Starred on the hit show “Those Crazy McGillacuddys.” Double-casting is possible (Peter Penguin/Barry OR Peter Penguin/Doreen)
    50s
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      50s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male

Development History

  • Reading, Rider University New Play Festival, 2015
  • Reading, The Hive Exposed Series, 2015
  • Reading, Dreamcatcher Rep, 2013

Production History

  • Professional, Vivid Stage (audio production), 2020