The Heirs of Pretending

by Jared Eberlein

For Burton Quinn, the opening night of an extremely “out-of-town” production of THE DELIGHTFULLY DEAD KINSMAN in Binghamton, New York, is an ambitious return to the roaring 20's-style Broadway musical that nearly made him famous four decades earlier. Certainly, the material still holds magic for Burton, even though he has graduated from the romantic lead to the patriarchal role and now has to share a dressing...

For Burton Quinn, the opening night of an extremely “out-of-town” production of THE DELIGHTFULLY DEAD KINSMAN in Binghamton, New York, is an ambitious return to the roaring 20's-style Broadway musical that nearly made him famous four decades earlier. Certainly, the material still holds magic for Burton, even though he has graduated from the romantic lead to the patriarchal role and now has to share a dressing room with the very green Billy Caulfield, Kinsman's new leading man. Technical difficulties delay the curtain, though, prolonging Billy's nervous agony and bringing hope to Burton that Tovah—his wife and good luck charm—might still arrive on time.

When Burton’s estranged son, John, arrives instead, with news that Tovah is leaving the marriage, the earth stands still, then shatters at Burton’s feet. John tries to convince his father to give chase, yet Burton is convinced the only happy return to Brooklyn is as an unmitigated success. Finally, the gloves come off. John demands his father, for once, choose people who care for him, over a mistress—the theatre—that has always taken and never given back.

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The Heirs of Pretending

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  • Greg Burdick: The Heirs of Pretending

    While The Heirs of Pretending is an unapologetic love letter to the theatre (warts and all,) it beautifully examines the profound cost levied on a family when work intrudes too deeply into their lives at home. The play asks us to look hard at the inevitability of aging, and what we both deliberately, and unknowingly bequeath to those who follow us. Eberlein’s dialogue here can be lightning-fast, but when his characters linger in their thoughts, we’re left hanging on every word… holding our collective breath… wondering what will happen next. Beautiful work.

    While The Heirs of Pretending is an unapologetic love letter to the theatre (warts and all,) it beautifully examines the profound cost levied on a family when work intrudes too deeply into their lives at home. The play asks us to look hard at the inevitability of aging, and what we both deliberately, and unknowingly bequeath to those who follow us. Eberlein’s dialogue here can be lightning-fast, but when his characters linger in their thoughts, we’re left hanging on every word… holding our collective breath… wondering what will happen next. Beautiful work.

Development History

  • Type Workshop, Organization New World Theater, Year 2020
  • Type Reading, Organization Theater On the Lake (McHenry, MD), Year 2019
  • Type Reading, Organization New Hampshire Institute of Art, Year 2015