The Magnificent Olympic Games

by Kris Thompson

After years of being shunned by the international sports community, competitive lovemaking has finally taken its place in the 2026 Winter Olympics.

After years of being shunned by the international sports community, competitive lovemaking has finally taken its place in the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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The Magnificent Olympic Games

Character Information

  • Kacie Adams
    Female member of the American Competitive Love-making team
    Character Age
    20s-30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Cameron Banks
    Male member of the American Competitive Love-making team
    Character Age
    20s-30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Cara Coventry
    Female member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Kacie Adams
    Character Age
    20s-30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Black/Zimbabwean
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Juwawo Nkomo
    Male member of the Zimbabwe Competitive Love-making team with African accent (if possible); Can be double cast as Cameron Banks
    Character Age
    20s-30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Black/Zimbabwean
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Flash Back Gal
    Female; Can be double cast as Kacie Adams
    Character Age
    Any age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Flash Back Guy
    Male; Can be double cast as Cameron Banks
    Character Age
    Any age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Off Stage Voice
    Male voice; Can be performed by Cameron Banks
    Character Age
    Any age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Mary Bouchard
    French Sports commentator with French accent
    Character Age
    30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Seth Cunningham
    American Sports commentator
    Character Age
    30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male

Production History

  • Type Community Theater, Organization Cone Man Running - The Beacon Theatre, Year 2017

Awards

  • Best Use of Genre (Sports)
    Cone Man Running
    Winner
    2017