Eggs on Ice

Denise is the top sales/marketing rep at Eggs on Ice, a premier egg freezing clinic, who believes in the company’s mission to help give women more reproductive choices. Led by the enigmatic and cocksure Dr. Freeze, the company is in position to become a full-service facility for all fertility needs, second to none. As Denise takes the audience on a tour of the company and its clientele, she starts noticing...

Denise is the top sales/marketing rep at Eggs on Ice, a premier egg freezing clinic, who believes in the company’s mission to help give women more reproductive choices. Led by the enigmatic and cocksure Dr. Freeze, the company is in position to become a full-service facility for all fertility needs, second to none. As Denise takes the audience on a tour of the company and its clientele, she starts noticing strange new policies being put into place and begins to question if something more sinister is at play. Eggs on Ice is a satirical play about the egg freezing industry and how it markets to young professional women, preying and capitalizing on their fears and insecurities under the guise of helping them to “have it all”.

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Eggs on Ice

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  • Conor McShane: Eggs on Ice

    I loved the heightened satirical tone of this play, the way it seems to exist just outside of our reality. Reyes does a great job of satirizing the egg freezing industry and its less savory side as a cash grab that preys on vulnerable women under the guise of "have it all" feminism. At the same time, the play acknowledges that these sorts of treatments do serve a purpose and give women more control over their lives and their reproduction. Egg-cellent stuff (sorry I couldn't help it please forgive me).

    I loved the heightened satirical tone of this play, the way it seems to exist just outside of our reality. Reyes does a great job of satirizing the egg freezing industry and its less savory side as a cash grab that preys on vulnerable women under the guise of "have it all" feminism. At the same time, the play acknowledges that these sorts of treatments do serve a purpose and give women more control over their lives and their reproduction. Egg-cellent stuff (sorry I couldn't help it please forgive me).

  • Lisa Huberman: Eggs on Ice

    I was in a writing group with Kristine while she was developing Eggs On Ice, and it was such a joy watching this weird and wonderful universe come together. I am excited for more people to see this play. Eggs On Ice works because even as Kristine revels in the absurd hilarity of the fertility industry, she writes her characters in such a human way that you can't help but empathize with their anxieties and desperation.

    I was in a writing group with Kristine while she was developing Eggs On Ice, and it was such a joy watching this weird and wonderful universe come together. I am excited for more people to see this play. Eggs On Ice works because even as Kristine revels in the absurd hilarity of the fertility industry, she writes her characters in such a human way that you can't help but empathize with their anxieties and desperation.

  • Kari Bentley-Quinn: Eggs on Ice

    As a co-founder of Mission to (dit)Mars, I had the privilege of working with Kristine to develop EGGS ON ICE. It is a timely, feminist, and often hilarious play that examines the pressures of biology, motherhood, and the demands professional women face. It is thought provoking and laugh out loud funny. This play should be produced!

    As a co-founder of Mission to (dit)Mars, I had the privilege of working with Kristine to develop EGGS ON ICE. It is a timely, feminist, and often hilarious play that examines the pressures of biology, motherhood, and the demands professional women face. It is thought provoking and laugh out loud funny. This play should be produced!

Character Information

All characters can be played by ANY RACE/ETHNICITY. There are 16 female speaking parts, three male speaking parts, and four non-speaking parts (not listed here). It’s at the production’s discretion to double-cast, with the exception of DENISE and DR. FREEZE. The minimum cast requirements are four female actors and two male actors.

Suggested character tracks for three female ensemble actors are: Daughter/1/Omega/Newbie/Nervous Nelly; 0/Beta/Planner/Ms./Disgruntled; Mom/Ma'am/Alpha/Old Hat/Boss Lady.
  • Alpha
    A 22 year old college senior and sorority sister. She’s the leader of the pack.
    Character Age
    22
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Disgruntled
    A woman in her 30s. Not about to be taken for a ride.
    Character Age
    30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Moneyhenny
    A woman in her 30s-40s who handles the finances at Eggs on Ice. A wolf in sheep’s clothing. 
    Character Age
    30s-40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Nervous Nelly
    A 35 year old woman. Insecure but hopeful.
    Character Age
    35
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Planner
    A woman in her late-20s. Type A and very meticulous.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Old Hat
    A woman in her mid-20s. Calm, patient and easygoing.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Newbie
    A woman in her mid-20s. Cranky, irritable, hopped up on hormones.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Dr. Freeze
    A man in his 50s. A doctor and, more importantly, a businessman.
    Character Age
    50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Omega
    A 22 year old college senior and sorority sister. She follows whoever leads her.
    Character Age
    22
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Beta
    A 22 year old college senior and sorority sister. She’s ready to go her own way.
    Character Age
    22
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Denise
    A fabulously dressed marketing/sales rep in her 40s. She’s very good at her job.
    Character Age
    40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Ms.
    An ambitious corporate-climbing woman in her mid-20s. Her eye is on the prize.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Ma'am
    A high-powered career woman in her 40s. Always thought she had her shit together...until now.
    Character Age
    40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • 1
    A tech programmer in her 20s. Very smart, less skeptical.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • 0
    A tech programmer in her 20s. Very smart, very skeptical.
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Dr. Naysayer
    An endocrinologist in his 50s. Knows his stuff. Cares about the science AND the people.
    Character Age
    50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Daughter
    An 18 year old high school graduate. Just starting adulthood in earnest.
    Character Age
    18
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Dad
    A man in his 40s. Easily amused.
    Character Age
    40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Mom
    A woman in her 40s. Wants for her daughter what she didn’t have.
    Character Age
    40s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Atlantic Pacific Theater, Year 2024
  • Type Reading, Organization Mad Cow Theatre, Year 2020
  • Type Reading, Organization The Bluestone Project at kef theatrical productions, Year 2019
  • Type Reading, Organization Mission to (dit)Mars, Year 2018
  • Type Reading, Organization The Bechdel Project, Year 2016

Production History

  • Type High School, Organization George Washington Carver Center for Arts and Technology, Year 2022
  • Type University, Organization Hawai'i Pacific University, Year 2021

Awards

  • Thomas Barbour Playwriting Award
    Episcopal Actors' Guild
    Winner
    2024
  • SPACE on Ryder Farm Creative Residency
    SPACE on Ryder Farm
    Semi-Finalist
    2018
  • Cherry Lane Mentor Project Nominee
    Cherry Lane Theater
    2018