Something in the Holy Water

by Donna Stuccio

During a funeral for a fellow officer, getting caught with his pants down in the basement of the neighborhood church may be just the thing that turns Danny Kowalczyk's luck around IF he can convince Gina, his former partner in crime fighting and love, that miracles can happen.

During a funeral for a fellow officer, getting caught with his pants down in the basement of the neighborhood church may be just the thing that turns Danny Kowalczyk's luck around IF he can convince Gina, his former partner in crime fighting and love, that miracles can happen.

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Something in the Holy Water

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  • Kim E. Ruyle: Something in the Holy Water

    Donna Stuccio writes great cop stories. This is one! Terrific opening: Gina, wearing dress blues, encounters Danny, another police officer, who’s relieving himself in a sink. Great setting: church basement, a funeral for a fellow officer going on above them. Dialogue is sharp, snappy, and quickly gives us the picture about a relationship that’s gone wrong. But then (Is it really God and the Virgin Mary interceding?) the ground shifts, and we’re left with a beautifully unresolved but hopeful ending. No deux ex machina here – Stuccio gives a story that feels all too real. Fantastic!

    Donna Stuccio writes great cop stories. This is one! Terrific opening: Gina, wearing dress blues, encounters Danny, another police officer, who’s relieving himself in a sink. Great setting: church basement, a funeral for a fellow officer going on above them. Dialogue is sharp, snappy, and quickly gives us the picture about a relationship that’s gone wrong. But then (Is it really God and the Virgin Mary interceding?) the ground shifts, and we’re left with a beautifully unresolved but hopeful ending. No deux ex machina here – Stuccio gives a story that feels all too real. Fantastic!

  • Cheryl Bear: Something in the Holy Water

    Love has a funny way of working itself through in unlikely situations! Well done.

    Love has a funny way of working itself through in unlikely situations! Well done.

  • Julie Zaffarano: Something in the Holy Water

    I love Donna Stuccio’s plays about (as she says) “cops in love.” This play drips with the regrets of those who love, but struggle to maintain lovers or even friends. Sad, funny, and sweet.

    I love Donna Stuccio’s plays about (as she says) “cops in love.” This play drips with the regrets of those who love, but struggle to maintain lovers or even friends. Sad, funny, and sweet.

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Character Information


  • DANNY KOWALCZYK
    police officer, easy smile and teeming with charm, unless he's broken your heart
    Character Age
    mid 40's
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • GINA RUSSO
    police officer, smart and determined, able to keep her head up and barrel through
    Character Age
    mid 40's
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female

Development History

  • Type Workshop, Organization Midwest Dramatist Conference, Year 2018
  • Type Workshop, Organization National Playwrights Symposium at Cape May Stage, Year 2017

Production History

  • Type Professional, Organization D.G.P.G. TAKE TEN 3 (postponed due to COVID-19), Year 2020
  • Type Community Theater, Organization Armory Square Playwrights, Year 2019

Awards

  • 2018 Masterclass Playwright Fellows
    New World Theater
    Finalist
    2018