Burgers

7 PAGES / COMEDY
A 15-minute monologue about vegetarianism, The Greatest Burgers in the World, and of course, auditions.
#monologue #vegetarian #burgers #acting #audition #fastfood

7 PAGES / COMEDY
A 15-minute monologue about vegetarianism, The Greatest Burgers in the World, and of course, auditions.
#monologue #vegetarian #burgers #acting #audition #fastfood

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Burgers

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  • Danielle Wirsansky: Burgers

    Funny, sharp, and wildly relatable, Burgers serves up a hilarious look at auditions, fast food, and performer desperation. Sapio’s lively writing makes this monologue a juicy, laugh-packed showcase for any actor.

    Funny, sharp, and wildly relatable, Burgers serves up a hilarious look at auditions, fast food, and performer desperation. Sapio’s lively writing makes this monologue a juicy, laugh-packed showcase for any actor.

  • Anj Marie Riffel: Burgers

    Clever, witty, and engaging, George Sapio's "Burgers" offers actors a relatable monologue they can really sink their teeth into (har har). Audiences, too, will appreciate this richly descriptive, inside peek at the lengths actors are asked to go to in hopes of landing the part. I especially loved the zigzag paths and full-circle moments that tie everything together. Lots of humor and life packed in this short piece!

    Clever, witty, and engaging, George Sapio's "Burgers" offers actors a relatable monologue they can really sink their teeth into (har har). Audiences, too, will appreciate this richly descriptive, inside peek at the lengths actors are asked to go to in hopes of landing the part. I especially loved the zigzag paths and full-circle moments that tie everything together. Lots of humor and life packed in this short piece!

  • Dana Hall: Burgers

    This monologue hits home for me! After my own burger commercial audition, where a fellow actor warned me not to eat the burgers, I couldn't believe how accurately this experience was portrayed with such humor by Sapio. Produce this! It's a rollercoaster of laughter, cringes, and maybe even some second thoughts about fast food. I have a feeling Bobby DiNero would get a kick out of it, too!

    This monologue hits home for me! After my own burger commercial audition, where a fellow actor warned me not to eat the burgers, I couldn't believe how accurately this experience was portrayed with such humor by Sapio. Produce this! It's a rollercoaster of laughter, cringes, and maybe even some second thoughts about fast food. I have a feeling Bobby DiNero would get a kick out of it, too!

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Actor - can be any age (preferred 40-60), any gender.

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization NYPages, Year 2023

Production History

  • Type Community Theater, Organization Mirrorbox Theatre, Cedar Rapids, IA, March 23-26, 2023, Year 2023