Janie Wants A Dog

by Jan Rosenberg

You're invited to Janie's sleepover party! I know we're all a little uncomfortable after what happened, but PLEASE be nice to Janie and don't tell her your parents forced you to come. Don't say anything that will "trigger" her or whatever. Her Moms just really want her to have a nice, normal time with her friends, okay? So bring your cutest PJs, leave your stuffed animals at home, AND your bras-let's be honest...

You're invited to Janie's sleepover party! I know we're all a little uncomfortable after what happened, but PLEASE be nice to Janie and don't tell her your parents forced you to come. Don't say anything that will "trigger" her or whatever. Her Moms just really want her to have a nice, normal time with her friends, okay? So bring your cutest PJs, leave your stuffed animals at home, AND your bras-let's be honest, you don't have anything to put in a training bra anyway, Sierra.
RSVP to let Janie's Moms know you're coming! And remember! PRETEND LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL!

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  • Matt Minnicino: Janie Wants A Dog

    I'd love to describe this play as "raw" or some similar word that communicates how it cuts to the bone both in theme and dialogue -- but I feel like that betrays how tender and effortlessly funny it is, bringing a deft, bitingly-real humor to a narrative about pained people in a painful time. Its characters are in a constant war between the messiness of the real and that desperate hope for an ordered, safe world that makes sense -- and Rosenberg gets to the heart of that conflict with each line and interaction. Anyway, somebody do the play please.

    I'd love to describe this play as "raw" or some similar word that communicates how it cuts to the bone both in theme and dialogue -- but I feel like that betrays how tender and effortlessly funny it is, bringing a deft, bitingly-real humor to a narrative about pained people in a painful time. Its characters are in a constant war between the messiness of the real and that desperate hope for an ordered, safe world that makes sense -- and Rosenberg gets to the heart of that conflict with each line and interaction. Anyway, somebody do the play please.

  • Cheryl Bear: Janie Wants A Dog

    An honest look at trauma, mental health and growing up that starts an important conversation. Well done.

    An honest look at trauma, mental health and growing up that starts an important conversation. Well done.

  • New Light Theater Project: Janie Wants A Dog

    We were looking forward to a workshop presentation of this play that was prematurely cancelled due to COVID-19. JANIE is comprised of 6 beautifully complex, female-identifying characters. In this distressing coming-of-age story, they face some of the more complicated issues plaguing our society (gun violence, eating disorders, mental health). Jan's unique voice is funny & relatable and will certainly spark important conversations. Highly recommended.

    We were looking forward to a workshop presentation of this play that was prematurely cancelled due to COVID-19. JANIE is comprised of 6 beautifully complex, female-identifying characters. In this distressing coming-of-age story, they face some of the more complicated issues plaguing our society (gun violence, eating disorders, mental health). Jan's unique voice is funny & relatable and will certainly spark important conversations. Highly recommended.

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Character Information

BODY DIVERSITY. IS NOT A SUGGESTION. IT'S A DEMAND.
  • PERRY
    JANIE'S Mom. Slightly younger than Naomi.
    Character Age
    30s-40s
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • JANIE
    Panic Attacks. Loves dogs.
    Character Age
    11
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • PRETZEL
    The loud, funny one.
    Character Age
    The loud, funny one.
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • SIERRA
    The baby. Copycat. Sensitive.
    Character Age
    11
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • DAISY
    The one with the big mouth. Know-it-all.
    Character Age
    11
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • NAOMI
    JANIE’s mom. Gay.
    Character Age
    30s-40s
    Character Gender Identity
    Female

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Theater Zoomed to You, Year 2020
  • Type Reading, Organization The Lark, Year 2019
  • Type Reading, Organization Cherry Lane Theater, Year 2019

Production History

  • Type University, Organization Bridgewater State University, Year 2023

Awards

  • Plays In Progress Series
    Athena Project
    Semi-Finalist
    2020
  • New American Voices Playwriting Festival
    The Landing Theatre Company
    Semi-Finalist
    2020