The genre of the autobiographical play includes masterworks like The Glass Menagerie, Brighton Beach Memoirs, Yellow Face and Long Day’s Journey into Night. Enter Douglas Jones-Jones, a young, pretentious, half-witted wannabe playwright eager to add his name to the list of greats. After dozens of attempts to have his show produced around the US, he finally talked [YOUR THEATRE'S NAME HERE] into giving him a shot. Just a few problems, almost nobody agreed to be in the show other than his ex-girlfriend Maude. Additionally, his life’s story is not particularly interesting, and he really fancies himself to be a bit of a genius (he’s not). So, the question is, can two actors who barely get along make this horrible script work well enough to entertain the good people of [YOUR TOWN'S NAME HERE] for an hour? I doubt it. But we’ll have to wait and see.