Escobar's Hippo

by Franky D. Gonzalez

A Colombian town along the Magdalena River plunges into chaos after a flatulent, destructive, easily offended, and adventurous hippo comes to town and wreaks havoc. The crisis worsens when people begin transforming into hippos themselves causing, not only chaos, but the beginnings of a revolution where humans are trampled by these new Hipposapiens. As this shifting of civilization unfolds, three friends try to...

A Colombian town along the Magdalena River plunges into chaos after a flatulent, destructive, easily offended, and adventurous hippo comes to town and wreaks havoc. The crisis worsens when people begin transforming into hippos themselves causing, not only chaos, but the beginnings of a revolution where humans are trampled by these new Hipposapiens. As this shifting of civilization unfolds, three friends try to figure out how to deal with the transforming population and solve the connection between the hippos and a notorious drug lord. An homage to the works of Ionesco (namely Rhinoceros and The Killer), this play explores through absurdity and comedy the very serious and deadly consequences that come with the surrendering of humanity in favor of bestial urges and self-gratification.

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  • Dave Osmundsen: Escobar's Hippo

    Small town bureaucracy, tyrannical hippos, and human-to-hippo transformation are the key components of this absurd political satire. Gonzalez brilliantly captures and sharply satirizes the verbal cartwheels and backflips of small town politics, the overthinking that impacts collective decision-making, and how bureaucratic protocol prevents action against a dangerous foe. The stage directions are a particularly witty treat, and the hippo itself presents a spectacular design challenge.

    Small town bureaucracy, tyrannical hippos, and human-to-hippo transformation are the key components of this absurd political satire. Gonzalez brilliantly captures and sharply satirizes the verbal cartwheels and backflips of small town politics, the overthinking that impacts collective decision-making, and how bureaucratic protocol prevents action against a dangerous foe. The stage directions are a particularly witty treat, and the hippo itself presents a spectacular design challenge.

  • Lizz Mangan: Escobar's Hippo

    One of the quickest, wittiest plays I've ever had the pleasure to read! Gonzalez creates the most interesting uninteresting characters you will ever meet, and manages to bring artistry back into bathroom humor. While the comedy thrives, the underlying themes of conformity and revolution simmer, waiting to throw an arepa at any given moment.

    One of the quickest, wittiest plays I've ever had the pleasure to read! Gonzalez creates the most interesting uninteresting characters you will ever meet, and manages to bring artistry back into bathroom humor. While the comedy thrives, the underlying themes of conformity and revolution simmer, waiting to throw an arepa at any given moment.

  • Steven Hayet: Escobar's Hippo

    I was lucky to see a reading of this play at Repertorio Español and it was an education: Not just about Hippos’ intense mating rituals or their 360 degree dung spreading techniques, but about humanity and our desire to pursue happiness.

    Equally poignant and vulgar, absurd and heartfelt. Just a wonderful piece. Escobar’s Hippo would be a blast to stage and you’ll have a very happy cast as every role has their moments to shine. Query!! When is this play going to get its first production?

    I was lucky to see a reading of this play at Repertorio Español and it was an education: Not just about Hippos’ intense mating rituals or their 360 degree dung spreading techniques, but about humanity and our desire to pursue happiness.

    Equally poignant and vulgar, absurd and heartfelt. Just a wonderful piece. Escobar’s Hippo would be a blast to stage and you’ll have a very happy cast as every role has their moments to shine. Query!! When is this play going to get its first production?

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Character Information

Townspeople may double as army of Hipposapiens.

Inquire for versions of this play with three or four townspeople instead of the standard five.
  • The Narrator
    A commentator on the inner lives of the characters. Think David Attenborough if he was watching the end of humanity with fascination and a little excitement
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any Race/Ethnicity
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender
  • Bernardo
    Unkempt, messy, old clothes, fashionably poor with a Bohemian flair. Self-pitying. He feels the world owes him for his genius.
    Character Age
    20s - 30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Latino or Afro-Latino
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Dalia
    Waitress at the café Bernardo frequents. Sensibly dressed. Good spirits, and a desire to be part of something meaningful.
    Character Age
    20s - 30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Latina or Afro-Latina
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Juan
    Bernardo’s best friend. Smartly, but casually dressed. Well put-together, no-nonsense, does not like to waste time.
    Character Age
    20s - 30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Latino or Afro-Latino
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Escobar's Hippo
    A hippopotamus of either sub-Saharan or Colombian descent. Can’t say for sure. Is descended from Pablo Escobar’s private collection of hippos and may even be one of Pablo Escobar’s original hippos. Again, can’t say for sure. But it’s definitely a hippopotamus and probably immortal.
    Character Age
    Ageless
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Colombian or Sub-Saharan African
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender
  • Town Mayor
    Self-important, bureaucratic, but not smart enough to actually be a bureaucrat. Overcomplicates the simplest of matters and jams up the power of government to do something useful. You know, like in real life.
    Character Age
    40s - 50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Latinx or Afro-Latinx
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender
  • Chorus of Townspeople
    A group of five people always suggesting, always questioning, and never really doing anything except complain. As such, they are the most powerful and influential voting bloc in the town, and therefore the most important people at town halls and gatherings.
    Character Age
    Various ages
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender
  • The Hipposapien
    Part human, part hippo, all belligerence. Should have the head of a hippo and begins bipedal but ends on all fours.
    Character Age
    Any Age
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Any gender

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Repertorio Español, Year 2024
  • Type Reading, Organization South Texas College Theatre, Year 2024
  • Type Workshop, Organization Stages Repertory Theatre, Year 2024
  • Type Workshop, Organization Sewanee Writers Conference, Year 2024
  • Type Workshop, Organization Black and Latino Playwrights Celebration, Year 2023
  • Type Reading, Organization HowlRound Theatre Commons / Latinx Theatre Commons, Year 2022
  • Type Workshop, Organization The Playwrights Center, Year 2021
  • Type Reading, Organization Latinx Playwrights Circle First Draft Series, Year 2020

Awards

  • Sin Muros: A Latinx Theatre Festival
    Stages Repertory Theatre
    Selection
    2024
  • Play Reading Series
    Repertorio Español
    Selection
    2024
  • STX Latinx New Play Festival
    South Texas College Theatre
    Finalist
    2024
  • Black and Latino Playwrights Celebration
    Texas State University Department of Theatre and Dance
    Selection
    2023
  • Bay Area Playwrights Festival
    The Playwrights Foundation
    Semi-Finalist
    2023
  • LTC Comedy Carnanval
    HowlRound Theatre Commons / Latinx Theatre Commons
    Selection
    2022
  • Playwriting Symposium Plays-in-Progress
    Mid-America Theatre Conference
    Selection
    2022
  • Second Rounder - New Visions
    New York Classical Theatre
    2021
  • Playwriting Competition Second Rounder
    Austin Film Festival
    2021
  • New American Voices Playwriting Festival
    Landing Theatre Company
    Finalist
    2021