A wonder is coming and somewhere at the top of an impossibly tall mountain, an immortal man who might also be a purple potato, sorts through endless piles of trash. Somewhere in the middle, a tired boy who used to love creamsicles and a nasal-spray addict fall in love over their ambivalent opinions about pre-sliced bread and Spam. Somewhere deep in the ground, an annoyingly quirky corpse with a snapped neck decides that instead of decaying, she will become a pickle instead. Thousands of years pass. And another thousand passes again. Somewhere in the midst of all that time, a sandwich is made. Does the wonder ever come?