FULL LENGTH. An unauthorized satirical sequel to a certain early-2000s Nickelodeon cartoon about a redheaded tween icon that shall remain nameless. Fast forward 15 years, and Virginia's not a tween anymore—she’s a nanny and essayist clawing her way through New York City’s cutthroat literary scene. After years of rejection and false starts, she finally lands a dream book deal with Simon and Schuster. But just as it seems everything is falling into place, the cracks in her social, romantic, and financial life begin to show, forcing her to confront what it really means to be a Millennial woman in the digital age, and whether any of us can truly “have it all.”