You say potato, I say Beren-Steen. This monologue made me laugh out loud and is the perfect piece for any parent/person who has ever puzzled over the proper pronunciation of this well-known children's book series. Added bonus - the book Lipschutz has Dad read is so spot on.

Ha! This poor father finding out he's been wrong, all his life, no wonder he's plunged into a sudden crisis!
A quick witted monologue which slides down that slope to realisation, and a great line at the end.
And being a Brit, there are also a lot of similar differences in one shared language. Love it!

A quick, light, and very relatable monologue about that discombobulating feeling you get when reality and your perception of said reality are at odds. And really, it should be "-stein".