Sick of wasting time and effort on bad dates that go nowhere, JAIME and SAM are taking a different approach: They’re going to ask all the questions you’re not supposed to ask on a first date. There are only three rules: No more than 10 minutes. No ordering food or drinks. And no lying. OK… maybe one lie.

A note from the playwright: All roles can be performed by actors of any gender expression, any ethnicity, and any age (18+). This is a lightning fast-paced 15-minute romantic comedy with zero jokes based on gender stereotypes, sexual orientation, race, or age.

Optional: All three actors learn all three parts. At the beginning of each performance, in front of the audience, the actors draw names out of a receptacle of your choice to decide who plays which role.